[Gossip] Jessica Simpson's Dad Is A Homosexual

I agree. I remember reading that quote a while back and thinking it was a little creepy. Now not so much.

 

That sign on the light pole definitely ain't straight.

 

Obviously the shoes gave him away.

 

It's creepy no matter how you slice it. If he said something similar about his son (my boy has a huge sexy dong!), it would be weird. You just don't say crap like that about your kids.

 

His wife.