GOP platform draft declares p*rnography 'public health crisis'

That being said, much of these platforms isn't necessarily a call for legislation, but a statement on their beliefs.

The process for these platform amendments is long and complicated. It starts at the local level, then advances to state platforms, and then to national. There were over 200 planks in this year's Texas GOP platform and at some point they stopped voting plank by plank because it's just so damn long and it doesn't make a difference after the first few main principle planks. At least that's what a coworker told me, that they stopped going plank by plank and just voted on the whole thing to save time.

 

What did they say about Zika?

 

It is a public health issue. Too much p*rn made pubic hair grow on my right palm.