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Good Idea/Bad Idea? - Become an ordained minister via the interwebs

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lynus302, Aug 20, 2010.

  1. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

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    I have no interest in doing this other than for the lulz.

    ClutchFans is an eclectic place....Anyone know anyone who became an ordained minister in 5-10 minutes on the internets for no good reason?
     
    #1 Lynus302, Aug 20, 2010
  2. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    This is the only way you can marry a bunch of people in the same day, in the same state. :eek: That, or become a judge.
     
    #2 SwoLy-D, Aug 20, 2010
  3. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I'm an ordained Minister. Is there something you need, my son?
     
    #3 Xerobull, Aug 20, 2010
  4. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

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    Like a real one or an internet one, which is apparently also real?

    Just your opinion as to whether or not the lulz are worth it. I mean, it'd be a great story for people at the bar, but I don't want to get a bunch of junkmail and crap like that.

    I'm obviously taking this very seriously. :grin:
     
    #4 Lynus302, Aug 20, 2010
  5. Mulder

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    I am strongly considering this, so I can add more crap in front of my name.

    Reverend Fox Mulder, Esq. J.D., Attorney at Law
     
    #5 Mulder, Aug 20, 2010
  6. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

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    I'm kind of thinking the same thing:
    The Reverend Lynus302, BSN-RN
     
    #6 Lynus302, Aug 20, 2010
  7. The_Yoyo

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    I am an ordained minister from the Universal Life Church I bought the card if anything its just a good/interesting conversation starters at parties.

    Also I was able to convince people at places around here to give me "reverend" discounts (they're just the student discounts) by showing them the card


    Also whenever I book hotels/rentals if the option has a title name I put down Rev.



    Three of my friends though want me to be the person who marry them though so it will have an actual purpose soon enough
     
    #7 The_Yoyo, Aug 20, 2010
  8. updawg

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    my wife got ordained online so she could perform marriages for two of our friends. I think she has retired after those two ceremonies.
     
    #8 updawg, Aug 20, 2010
  9. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Contributing Member

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    Okay that's it I'm doing it.

    :cool:
     
    #9 Lynus302, Aug 20, 2010
  10. da_juice

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    I never understood why to spread God's word, we have to be certified by Man.
     
    #10 da_juice, Aug 20, 2010
  11. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate
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    I was going to do this but I went straight to Pope.

    Do it.
     
    #11 VooDooPope, Aug 20, 2010
  12. da_juice

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    I'm going to do it when I'm 18.
     
    #12 da_juice, Aug 20, 2010
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