Here's hoping Karl Malone has a perfect game (which I thought I'd never say). But under the circumstances, it seems appropriate. Karl Malone shoots 12-for-12: "I missed a free throw, so it wasn't perfect. The day I'm perfect from the field and the free-throw line, with no turnovers, is the day I'll retire." ------------------ The sky is falling!
Holy Geez, the Rockets need to conspire to goal tend every shot he takes in their next game... sure we would lose the game, but sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater good! ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
Or if he makes his first shot, just take him out (by any means necessary). Here's hoping Karl's gone soon. ------------------ The whole world we travel with our thoughts, Finding nowhere anyone as precious as one's own self. Since each and every person is so precious to themselves Let the self-respecting harm no other being. -from the Samyutta Nikaya
That's a hell of a much better idea. This way, he retires, and we get to smack him around a bit. ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
