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Friday Afternoon Story Time with... WHO?!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Ziggy, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    So I walk across the office... silently. Too silently. I pass up some cubicles... all is good. Until I get to the last cubicle. Some weird motion is going on in my peripheral as I walk up so naturally I look down in that direction. Sure enough a semi-erect penis is jiggling in the breeze.

    I didn't look the guy in the face yet, I mean the first thing I did was look at the blur going on down low. Shock hasn't even set in yet, my eyes move immediately towards his and I give him my usual "sigh, work, work, work," type nod. He does the same...

    I went out of my way to re-enter the office from a different direction so I wouldn't face the guy. But when I eventually did I was like, "eyyyy, when are they gonna trade McGrady, geez".

    Ill pretend it didn't happen. I guess. I can understand where is comin from... I think. Hopefully this memory fades sooner than later.

    -cool story bro-
     
  2. moestavern19

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    macalu meat?
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    That story really puts the "Gag" in your signature.
     
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    <object width="320" height="265"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iW8RAi4LPhI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iW8RAi4LPhI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed></object>
     
  5. SuperBeeKay

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    I don't know what is more disturbing.. the fact that this guy was rubbing one out at work, or the fact that you knew it was "semi-erect" :grin: .
     
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    I assumed he just glanced, but it sounds like it was more of a full- on stare.
     
  7. OmegaSupreme

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    damn montanians.
     
  8. K mf G

    K mf G Contributing Member

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    wtf
    "i understand where he's coming from"
    maybe i'm from a different time and place
    but, i dont every see the work place or any public place for that matter as a place to rub one out
     
  9. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Dude its like seeing a unicorn you cant not look. It was so out of place I had to take it all in, it simply did not compute. Don't judge me.
     
  10. SuperBeeKay

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    I know that if I saw a unicorn, I'd be taking pictures... so why aren't there any in this thread!!?
     
  11. J-Mac

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    Do you work with Greg Oden?
     
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    Friday Afternoon Story Time with Mazyar.
     
  13. DonkeyMagic

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    I agree..." i understand"...really? REALLY? you understand jacking one at your desk in a cuble. Not behind an office door that you can lock mind you...but a CUBICLE.
     
  14. Mr. Brightside

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    I don't know why this is weird. Sometimes it has to pop out to get some air.
     
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    See...this is why we can't have nice things.
     
  16. Royals Ego

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    I LOL'D PRETTY HARD
     
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    The semi-erect confused me as well. I mean, from that I had to assume the guy wasn't spanking it at work...but why in the hell else would he have his schlong out?
     
  18. Depressio

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    I can't say that's what I would have done. I wouldn't have looked into his eyes after seeing his penis, I would've just looked in the opposite direction and kept walking... not look into his eyes and nod.
     
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    ziggy, you sound like a gay
     
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    Thats a respectable first post.


    Its always nice when a lurker finally musters up the courage to add something to the topic.
     

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