Fran Blinebury signed with Chinese media Titan Sports

Titan is a nation wide weekly sports newspaper. very popular, all kinds of sports news and comments and views. in fact "Titan" here doesn't mean the giant god. it is a chinese combo word read [ti:ta:n], means "sports world".

 

Fran can write chinese awesome

 

Fran got the job due to the Yao effect, a good point. I am happy for anyone who lost the job and get the job back in this tough recession time.

 

Welcome to china

 

That's Fran's writing, all right.

 

How ironic! Even more fittingly, that very same page is running this amazing ad:

***********I am happy I lost my job...********************

After I got laid off, I found a easy way to make $7k a month online...

http://coreyhasmoney.com/ca
***************************************************


Amon!

 

I missed his Chron blog. He is knowledgeable, funny and painfully honest.

 

Nah, Its cleary a fake.

A column by Fran would be a bunch of filler lyrics from a Bruce Springsteen song, followed by "I hate Tracy McGrady."

 

So Blinebury takes a job away from a hardworking Chinese sportswriter. Ahhh globalization..

 

Yao Ming, the one man stimulus package. He reminds me of those special citizens in the Civilization games, where planting him somewhere can usher in a golden age or give you the next researched technology instantly. Maybe if we put him in Detroit, Chrysler and GM won't go bankrupt?

 

I am sure Google Bablefish forgot to translate the first paragraph of that Titan article. Here let's add it back on:

_______________________________
At 60, I become a columnist for Titan
by Fu Lan

Walking home from Macy's had to dry my tears
Cause I only had 1 week to pay the rent it was clear
I had to get another gig quick asking at church
"Is anyone hiring?" and it worked
I got a job in downtown as a stock clerk
Shelving and alphabetizing files like a doctor
On a patient but my boss wasn't playing with time
Brother wanted his files then now and future in line
And you know I'm not good under preasure
I act like Radio and Rain Man together
Started messing up loosing important files and such
And finding them too late when in a crutch
My boss brought me his office for a little pep talk
"John you can do it if you don't talk but walk"
I said "That's right" but I knew I was wrong
I was so scared and behind these throngs of files
They could've been anywhere in the aisles
Under the desks behind the printers in piles
And it way past due I turned my files in last
Not good enough I felt my job just pass
And then I sang

Chorus:
Oh my God I lost my job to affirmative action
I got fired on the spot yo when will it ever end?

Outro:
You're gonna be ok my little boy
Just shake shake it off and go home

 

lmao "fu lan" ????
that means decoy or decompose in chinese

 

In fact,we call Blinebury "不男不女"，just means "not male and not female"

 

so glad to hear this~

 

us taxs the world by printing more papers. yet china is happy to hire anyone . thank you, yao.

 

What??? U translated by Google, but it is not exact, why not learn Chinese???

 

We are just doing exactly the same thing as what Japanese did in the state during the previous economic crisis. It is the time to bring your memory back The next step we are going to do is to uproot clutchfans up and set the tone that all the threads must be in Chinese

ughhh, just kidding

 

I never heard about this. Can you confirm it?

 

Man. that's crazy! Yao fattens everybody's wallets from shoe deals for scrubs to new jobs for fired sportswriters and translators(Colin Pine). The only guy left out is the Franchise. He needs a job now.

 

I forgot about new basketball careers in China for Bonzi Wells and Mike Harris.