Used hair gel.....damn you're good. Ok OP I see his 20 dollar and 11 cents along with used hair gel and I raise him 20 dollars and 12 cents along with an 1987 Ghostbusters Firehouse playset. I cannot promise you that it will have the red doors on it but works fine otherwise. And get this, it works on so many levels. Like it is a great conversational starter. For example, picture your friend coming over.... Your Friend: Hey Mike I just wanted to ask you if you wanted to go to the bar with HOLY SH** is that a 1987 Ghostbusters Fireman playset? You: Why yes, yes it is. Your Friend: Sweet lima beans i'll do anything to get a picture with it. Hell i'll even let you sleep with my wife if you say yes. You: ORLY??? END SCENE It works on other levels but I don't need to go into them because the first is getting you laid so why bother with anything else? And by that fictional conversation that I just made up how can you not take my offer.
TAKE THIS MAN'S OFFER. Not only is it unbeatable, it comes with a flawlessly logical way to bang your friend's wives.