[Feigen] Harden, the gym rat, leading the team to practice more

I wonder if we need to have a list of terms and definitions in common usage for both new and old members stickied at the top of the GARM. Item number one? Sarcasm. What is it, exactly, and how to recognize it.

I can almost always spot it easily, but have mistaken sarcasm for real opinions before. Not often, but I've done it, apologizing later to the well meant member. Speaking of "well meant members," that sounds a bit weird and could be taken the wrong way. Example, based on ancient history. I'm dancing with a hot chick and unintentionally give her a hard bump on the dance floor, a bulge revealed. Her eyes widen as she moves back, startled and speechless. Without thinking, I move in close and say, "It was a well meant member. Forgive me." The reply, her voice low and emotional? "Forget it! Come closer and let's dance."

Nah, nothing like that. More like, "It's sarcasm, goofus!"

 

Can Harden teach the rest of the team how to have heart?

 

Do you ever get bored? You're like the Duffman of the board. You just speak in catch phrases by now lol...

 

cowabunga dude

 

Sarcasm like magnets... How do they work??

 

::hat tip::

 

::hat tip::

 

This is Harden from 2 games ago. T H I C C. Look at that muscle mass.

 

Beats the heck out of me! Magnitism and sarcasm working together. What does it mean??

 

The city of Houston, he said he wants to win a championship for the city
Brings a smile to my face