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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Gummi Clutch, Feb 28, 2005.

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  1. Gummi Clutch

    Gummi Clutch Contributing Member

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    Now that we are pretty much halfway through the season, I know this guy has said a few things that have had you giggling, even if it is unintentional. Here are a few of mine:

    -"Tracy McGracy"

    -"Its hard to win a baskitbawl game if ya dont score in tha last quarter" (Very Maddenesque)

    -"I have enough trouble with the english language much less tryin to learn any spanish"
     
    #1 Gummi Clutch, Feb 28, 2005
  2. GoatBoy

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    Anything that happens "at this perrtikullar time."
     
    #2 GoatBoy, Feb 28, 2005
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    At the all-star break: "We gawt fahv days awf an ah prawmiss yeeuw that awn one of those days ah won't be playin gawlf."

    -- droxford
     
    #3 droxford, Feb 28, 2005
  4. Troy McClure

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    " After the all star break, some playeerrs play well , and others dont."

    Thanks Van...
     
    #4 Troy McClure, Feb 28, 2005
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    David Wesley is one of the top players playing in the NBA right now, there's no doubt in my mind

    :D
     
    #5 KaiSeR SoZe, Feb 28, 2005
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    "it seems to me that yao plays better without TMac" -- Van

    "he's adding fuel to YOF's fire" -- Clutch
     
    #6 jh3lau, Feb 28, 2005
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    "I'm not a silver-spooner like you, Bill."
     
    #7 dttd888, Feb 28, 2005
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    "awwwd ewwwd iwwwwd owwwwd uwwwd"
     
    #8 DeAleck, Feb 28, 2005
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    Bill Worrell: Yao is from China
    Van: I TELL YOU WHAT THERE IS NOTHING BILL WORRELL DOESNT KNOW one day im gonna get ya bill i dunno how but i am.
     
    #9 FishBulb913, Feb 28, 2005
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    "3-Bawl"
     
    #10 AroundTheWorld, Feb 28, 2005
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    "One thing I CAN still do is shoot the basketbawl."
     
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    3 bawl
    4 bawl

    Jeff Van Gundy is the best coach after a timeout
     
    #12 fya, Feb 28, 2005
  13. Gummi Clutch

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    Man, Im laughing so hard im crying at some of these.

    Keep them coming!
     
    #13 Gummi Clutch, Feb 28, 2005
  14. smoothie

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    The best I have ever heard:


    "Bobby is great at gettin' his hands on a lot of bawlls."
     
    #14 smoothie, Feb 28, 2005
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    ROFLMAO :D
     
    #15 LegendZ3, Feb 28, 2005
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    camera shows a picture of some ugly,but slutty gal.....
    Bill -" how about some fun"..or something to that affect.
    Van - Ahm here to wahtch a basketbawl game Biiill!Good Lawd!
     
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    Haha, I remember that. She wasn't too bad looking, that's why the camera was on her........I think...:confused:
     
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    "Now that's what (insert name here) needs to do."

    What's funny is that he'll make that comment right after he suggests something else on his own, but when something else happens, he goes along with it...... :D
     
    #18 TECH, Feb 28, 2005
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    Van: "He's gonna end up sitting on the beench."

    Bill: "On the beach?"

    Van: "Yeah, on the beench."
     
    #19 topfive, Feb 28, 2005
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    :D You guys are cracking me up!
     
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