This is exactly what I was thinking when I was typing it down, but hey just speaking the truth as god as my witness. P.s forgive me lord.
damn...busted. And the weird part is i'm not even married. Whose minivan is this?! 2000 cobra huh?...doucheness confirmed
You have an Iphone along with a ps3, star wars figure, comic books, stamp collection and a flat screen tv... You have one hell of an imagination... Do you still live in Grandma's basement??
Well, do you want WHITE girls or just normal girls? Because you don't seem cool enough for WHITE girls. Just a lusual guy.
Yall are crazy. I like this space city dude. Go drive your mini vans bozos. Introduce me to some 19s space city and live it up. Once you hit mid 20's all they wanna do is get married, hold hands, kiss on the lips, walk on the beach. You gotta wait til mid 30s before they snap back to reality.
awesome...don't let these haters bring you down. what can that bad boiiii do the quarter in? can someone help this guy post pics to clutchfans?
"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy b*stard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"
dood the whole reason I pick up chicks is due to fact I'm secure of who I am it's confidence my friend I'm sorry but I have it I'm 19 and living while I can. And I just wanted to share some stories with y'all to see yalls thoughts always love to hear other peoples views.
