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Fat People and McDonald's

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    I had a craving to eat a fattening, cholesterol-filled burger all week last week so struck up the conversation with quite a few unhealthy and skinny people, some casual fat people, and obese ones.

    I was asking them about what was the deal with how I could put the cookie down and why it was easy for me to lose weight and everyone's first response was "Why don't you stop going to McDonald's, you unhealthy a-hole...?" or "They have fattening stuff there, but you know the people that go there" etc. They always stare at me with a cockeyed look when they say it (you know the look, it's something racist but they don't wanna come out and say it so they just give you that look...I can't describe it, I just know it when I see it). When they do eventually come out and say it, it's always referring to how they see so many fat people at McDonald's.

    Is this like a real phenomenon or something? I haven't spoken to a fat person in like 2 decades so it has been a while. I've heard the jokes in the past but always thought it was done for effect by skinny comedians. However, with so many real world people saying the same thing, I'm wondering if this is a real thing, and if it is, why are there so many fat people at McDonald's? :confused:
     
  2. smokieethabear

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    Son. You lack creativity. I am disappoint. :(
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Contributing Member

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    You know a gag has jumped the shark when SwoLy finally jumps on board.
     
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    I'm now addicted to McDonalds double fillet-o-fish sandwich. I get one every week for lunch.
     
  6. No Worries

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    What's next?

    Men and XXX Theaters

    Where are all of the women? They need to know this stuff.
     
  7. RedRedemption

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    Inb4 'Muslims and Jihad' thread.
     
  8. mvpcrossxover

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    OK..................................

    WTF IS GOING ON IN THE HANGOUT? :confused:
     
  9. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Contributing Member

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    ^^ I don't know what's going on, but I want to know why Fat People like to hang out at McDonald's... I go there and haven't gotten fat. :eek:
     
  10. Fyreball

    Fyreball Contributing Member

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    Go be fat somewhere else. ;)

    And before a Major Malcontent internet rant, I'M JUST KIDDING!!
     
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