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Ex-ex-girlfriend just texted me after a year and a half.... serious

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    I can both give you an idea, and increase her fixation on you.

    Go over to her house and get a hold of her phone. Activate location sharing for you. Then let us know when she's out at a bar, and we can start creeping her out. One by one, over the course of months, we go find her at the bar and introduce ourselves as paulftsk (your real name)

    "OMG, you're like the 5th person I've met with that name."

    "Wow, must be your lucky name."

    then with do selfies with her, and post them back here, especially if we get lucky.


    Of course, for this to work, we are going to have to get that picture of her from you.
     
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  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Damn, I thought the chick in the picture was the girlfriend. I was a bit confused why there was a question over what to do. LOL
     
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  3. Panda23

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    as long as you keep squating paulftsk all gee
     
  4. Andrew Wiggins

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    I did some squats 2 days ago and my legs are still sore as ****. Dam, they hurt.
     
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  5. Panda23

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    thats normal. probs the best lift out there no doubt
     
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  6. Bandwagoner

    Bandwagoner Contributing Member

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    I will do this. We need to think of variations on the name to account for ethnicity and we need to move this to The Summit.
     
  7. across110thstreet

    across110thstreet Contributing Member

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    bodybuilder.com forums want their schtick back




    srs
     
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  8. el gnomo

    el gnomo Member

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    in honor of this thread, i smashed my ex tonight. srs.
     
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  9. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    blah

    per the OP,,,,we are only interested in ex-ex's
     
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  10. paulftsk

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    NSFW pic of ex. Click at your on discretion
    [​IMG]

    Clifs
    We drank
    I smashed.
    She fell asleep on my bed. I
    goofed.
    Ima draw on her ass
     
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  11. ChankMcStank

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    Put a loaf of bread on her then take a picture. Otherwise,

    [​IMG]
     
  12. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos Houston only fan
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    Paul...my man.

    At first I was going to say it would be petty, but sometimes you just need to get stuff out of your system.

    It seemed like it was bothering you, so hopefully you can put it behind you after this, any more of it and it would just be unhealthy in the long run.


    Also, Paul = new SCK.
     
  13. paulftsk

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    NSFW
    [​IMG]

    Didn't want to put bread on her and wake her. She wants to hook up later this week, too...



    And good looking out, Los. If you drink, PM me and I'll buy you a beer. We can talk rockets and hoes ;)
     
  14. ChankMcStank

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    LAWL, he actually did it.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Yung-T

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    Unlike Ronny, he actually backs his stories up. You da man, breh.
     
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  16. paulftsk

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    Not trying to be the man, brah. Just trying to provide lulz for this community that I love. But serious... I'm being serious in all of my posts. Hope that made sense
     
  17. Jontro

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    paulfwtf wins again!


    [​IMG]


    Prove them doubters wrong breh!
     
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  18. el gnomo

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    nice delivery, op. would hit without even seeing face/10. good work.
     
  19. el gnomo

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    also i just repped you with my measlies but forgot to attach my name
     
  20. shastarocket

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    LOL, op ALWAYS delivers
     

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