Dwight Howard tried to show his manhood to Mary Carey

Dwight Howard will be a good p*rn star after he retires from basketball

 

For some reason, I read Daryl Morey the first time. Needless to say, I thought it was really peculiar until I realized I had misread.

 

Mmm yes please. Nice work Dwight.

 

I was thinking Maria Carey, wtf?

 

I knew this wasn't about Mariah Carey. Mariah is far too classy to be involved in something like this, and she is no longer insane.

 

I read this thread as Dana Carvey, and I did a double take, and it was still Dana Carvey, then I read the article and realise my mistake, then I fapped.


Speaking of religious athletes who go for the ho, I want to give a shout out to Eugene Robinson who showed that you have high moral values, but also crave some low oral ones too.

 

this story is so f'd up. mary carey is old. dwight howard just wants to know what it feels like doing a p*rn star. come on dwight, wheres that joyful 6'11 center thats always dancing and whos athleticism is through the roof. Poor guy got rejected by an old p*rn star, thats just sad.

 

At first I thought it said Harry Caray and was like WTF!?!?

 

At first I read it was Ron Howard tried to show his ****oral hood to Motley Crue and I was like wtf?

 

The fact that the title says Mary Carey should have told you its not about Mariah. Me and mariah, go back like babies and pacifiers.

 

If it was Mariah she would have made a song about it.

 

i heard she still having past issues with eminem even today with her nick cannon marriage. i really think slim shady is that obsessed over mariah to the point where he made about threee diss tracks about mariah carey.