The ones that seem to drive me crazy are Car and Furniture commercials. "And that's a fact jack!!!!" - omg someone kill him please! I'm so tired of the Hilton Hide and Seek upgrade...."let's send it to Sweeeeet Suzy...." The only thing worse are his commercials. "Nobdy....nobody....noooobody beats Aarons!!!! - I cringe whenever I hear that. "And remember...expect a great deal." - This is just the most annoying line in a car commercial, but I will also nominate "Come in and see us for a great deal, and don't let the big dog bite you!" I can't stand any of those pontiac commercials with that lady in them. It also drives me crazy how in all of those car commercials the person talking just HAS to identify themselves. Who really cares? We're not going there just to meet you! I could go on and on, but I'll stop there, if the thread gets a few more pages I'll add some more. Pugs P.S. ".....really will save you money!" I know it's worked, but it's definitely old!
OMG!!!!!! I just saw that one for the first time last night, that has got to take the cake! I remember saying you couldn't pay me enough to be in that commercial! Pugs
The weird part is, at the end of the commercial, the guys were driving away in their motorcycles from a bar out in the middle of nowhere. That certainly begs the question why a bunch of middle-aged men were doing at a bar out in the middle of nowhere without the presence of women singing about Viagra. <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3PH9qAGPULk&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3PH9qAGPULk&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> Once again, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Dumbest would have to be the Wendy's commercial where the guys are playing poker and some idiot says he'll buy if there is anyplace to get a burger at that hour. This is made dumber (at least in my neck of the woods) by the fact that Wendy's is actually the first drive-thru to close every night. Best commercial is all of the Errol Morris High Life commercials, like this one: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hwKl1Pq58a0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hwKl1Pq58a0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> I think Da Mayor would agree: <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c8x4nBpRlbM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c8x4nBpRlbM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
"Uh don't bother. I'll tuck myself in." I nearly died of laughter when I heard that line for the first time. That commercial is awesome.
They kind of make you want to go into a Burger King and order a Wendy's burger. That's what I get out of them.
What's that junkyard commercial that says "we'll pay you in 2 dollar bills!!!!!" Uh.....who the hell cares about getting paid in 2 dollar bills?? Also, any of those SuddenLink commercials that have that douchebag talking in a real monatone voice about a conversation he and his brother had, then starts dancing at the end when they play that "sudden link, weeeee're conneeeected" song.
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All verizon commercials are stupid, mainly because of the stupid guy with the glasses and Elvis sideburns that says, "Can you hear me now?" I especially hate the one where he is acting like he has a baby. I would just like to punch this moran right in his glasses!
How about that commercial about from the Hand Center doctor. The same commercial with his daughter "little Sophie" was running for 5 years or so it seems. He's finally done an update and he has about 4 kids now and a hot MILF for a wife.
whoa thats a sweet ass hand implant. I want one of those in case I ever get sent to prison then I have my own shiv that comes out like wolverine's claws.
WO-HOA. 5 kids... with a great-looking wife... that doctor certainly will NEVER get any hand injury, ya dig?
that at&t one with the finger puppets is disturbing. two finger puppets are looking at each other and one of them goes, "i think heaven is missing a squirrel" then the squirrel puppet makes some gay groan and hugs the other armadillo puppet. i didnt think i'd have to reply to this thread but after seeing that...it made me just think wtf?
he's a maniac. . a maniac. . ON THE FLLOOORRR and he's selling like he never sold be foooorrree Rocket River
The new commercial that takes the crown is that 101 Jack FM commercial, where these random songs play and this guy dances to them. I don't know if its supposed to be funny but it is easily in the top 3 of most unecessary and annoying commercials in the history of commercials.
