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Dumbest Commercials

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  1. arkoe

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    Whopper Freakout.
     
  2. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    Nobody is listening. Golden Coral "Steakdar" is the worst. It's not even close.
     
  3. MystikArkitect

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    Ok a select few have had to witness that McDonald's Filet-o-fish commercial. I saw this commercial once...endured it for 60 seconds...and I'm convinced that its the worst commercial I've ever seen. There are bad commercials. There's lots of bad commercials. But I've yet to see anything even remotely close to *this* bad.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EeEDKErYJ4

    I apologize in advance.
     
  4. mrm32

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    SEXY....

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  5. wreck

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    i hate 90% of all mcdonalds commecials, they are so stereotypical. :mad: :mad: :mad: its like they have black ppl in commercials and they want to make it known, "hey we used a black person everybody" or if there is a hispanic "hey this hispanic has to have an accent and love salsa music"

    :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
  6. BiGGieStuFF

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    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aZrks-BPeLQ&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aZrks-BPeLQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

    good or bad. Only you can decide hehehe
     
  7. Lynus302

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    I don't mind it, but what gets me is that this commercial, for our hometown team, isn't in Houston, or even in Texas. Irritating, to say the least.
     
  8. RocketsMac

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    Baaabyy baaaabbaaaay, rock me gentlaaay!!!

    it's not that bad.. :D

    now the bad ones are:

    Head on, applied directly to the forehead (although it absolutely got me, I bought head on and have been using it for a while now, it's really great..)

    the Toyotathon-phenomenon $#!t, omg, I hate that thing so bad.. it was kinda cool watching the guy push the rock on the car the first time, but after a bazillion time with the same annoying voice, it gets on your nerves..

    the Mac-battier-Yao commercial is pretty annoying, just because it takes so damn long to end and they keep showing this r****ded guy clapping his hands like he's doctor dre or something..

    the "can you hear me now" commercials, even though they don't show 'em as often anymore thank god..

    the toyota mysterious lake commercial.. they don't show it anymore, but gosh, I used to hate it.. taaaake it uuuuuupppppp..

    the southwest airlines wanna-get-away commercials are the best.. can't stop laughing at the guy who tries to show off his dancing skills to that tranny and ends up falling down and messing up the music.. priceless..

    best commercial of all: Van Gundy van commercial... LMAO @ his clueless facial expression.. :D
     
  9. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    We're subjected to this insanity frequently here in Vegas...

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x0sGAIHUC5I&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x0sGAIHUC5I&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
  10. MR. MEOWGI

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    No. It is their target audience.
     
  11. Lil Pun

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    Really?
     
  12. finalsbound

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    Whenever that Jeep Liberty commercial with the animals comes on, I always think the guy reminds me so much of Kurt (ClutchCityReturns).

    Commercials I HATE:

    The T-Mobile commercial with the chick who is out shopping and asks her boyfriend for his opinion on everything, and she always goes against him. I don't know, I just find both of those people really annoying.

    "Espedril, or wedge?"
    "Espedril."
    "I think I like the wedge."
    "Hoop, or dangly?"
    etc...

    Also, the ridiculously long McDonalds commercial with the little black kid dancing while eating.

    Those AIG commercials where the kids are giving their parents financial advice.

    And the car commercial where the family who hates each other begrudgingly takes a ride in the new van and they become close. "You know you're not so bad, Bobby." "It's Billy..."

    Ugh.
     
  13. moestavern19

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    The Bud Light "Dude" guy was funny the first time.

    Then they make him have more depth and added Joe Buck.


    They ruined a perfectly good thing.



    Most overplayed, annoying commercials...

    "No, in todays' luxury economy, the question is... when you turn your car on... does it return the favor?"

    Yes. HOLY **** YES do i get a huge stiffy when I start my engine in the morning. It takes every ounce of restraint in my bones to not bend the exhaust pipe over and **** its brains out.



    Also. 6 year old kids do not know what a ****ing mutual fund or a stock option or a bond is. 6 year old kids talking about financial advice was maybe amusing the first time it was done a few years ago. Now there are like 170 different ads using it. If my 6 year old daughter came up to me to tell me how to plan for the future I would tell her to STFU and go play with her barbies and let adults handle things.
     
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  14. OldManBernie

    OldManBernie Old Fogey

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    Something uncomfortable about a bunch of guys singing "Viva Viagra" with no women in the commercial:

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    not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  15. rhadamanthus

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    OH MY GOD. I F*$KING HATE THAT COMMERCIAL.
     
  16. leroy

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    I always loved those commercials. I know most people hated them and thought they were terribly stupid. But, I don't remember many other commercials getting people to talk about a product/store as much as these 2 things. Hate it or not, it was genius.
     
  17. Rivaldo2181

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    Most annoying and dumbest commercial on tv right now is the one with the dude sliding all around the bases and talking...i think it's a deodarant commercial...i want to break the tv everytime it comes on...WORSE commercial!
     
  18. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    FWIW, it's a national Fox Sports commercial and they just add whatever players are from that market. I've seen the same commercial for both the Spurs and the Mavs.
     
  19. Apollo Creed

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    What? That Old Spice commercial is actually kinda funny.
     
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I forgot about those.
     

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