Don't "Nair" your sack...

coulda been worse.... coulda been Ben Gay......

... or Troy McClure

-- droxford

 

Brazilian would be sugar and lemon mix poured on genitals, then ripped off (apparently gently), making you nice and clean.

Dont forget to exfoliate or you will have ingrown hairs.

 

Thank you, Troy McClure, for not following through with this. We all would have been deprived of your greatness.

 

I don't believe it's possible to "gently" rip off a handful of scrotum hair.

-- droxford

 

You mean the Troy McClure of such great movies as Dial M for Murderousness, Calling all Quakers and The Erotic adventures of Hercules is real!!!!

Troy can I get an autographed picture?

 

I just saw an episode of "Rescue Me" and it was on shaving your sack...Freakin' Hilarious...c'mon, don't Nair, just man trim it...

 

A brazilian I believe is removing all hair down below from front to back ouch.

 

If you Nair your chest, stay away from the nipples.

Trust me.

 

the very idea... I didn't know you could do such horrible things.

 

Well, I didn't want to keep shaving my chest and end up with a rug of hair on my chest. I saw that Seinfeld episode!

 

If you expect your woman to give you a thorough tea-bagging, gotta shave your huevos....

 

If your woman is the one giving YOU the tea-bagging I'd run away crying if... I were you.

 

Maybe it means something different to you.

 

please tell me nairing your sack gets you at least closer to Manny's Inner Circle??

 

I've been trying everything...looks like I have to try harder!

 

Now I'm confused. If a woman is slurping on your sack, are you considered the one giving the teabagging? Now that I think about it, that might make more sense. What is the proper semantics on this one?

 

Urban Dictionary: Tea Bagging

 

Hmm, um, well I was going to say something I thought would be clever and then realize that this is too big of a softball that has been lobbed up to me. So, I will just say no to your question, Smeg.

 

Thanks for the advice Troy, here's some more advice, don't coat your 'nads in peanut butter and run through a pack of starving wild dogs either.