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Don't "Nair" your sack...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Troy McClure, Mar 27, 2005.

  1. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Contributing Member

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    I once sprayed cologne on my boys and that burned like a mofo. I can't imagine the pain Nair would give you.
     
  2. isoman2kx

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    deez nuts u be swangan on!
     
  3. nyquil82

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    do we have a potential darwin award winner?
     
  4. Isabel

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    Guys... your nads are fine the way they are. (No, I haven't checked this out personally, but I'm sure they're OK.) :) No one needs to shave or put Nair on anything. The welfare of your private parts is much more important. We've heard all too many stories lately about bad things happening to the frank and/or beans. I just wonder at which point in the development of our culture did so many normal, straight guys start removing hair down south... it has to be a recent trend. You don't have to go along with it.
     
  5. jo mama

    jo mama Contributing Member

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    im really shocked at the amount of people on here who it would seem to be, are ball-shavers!

    i had no idea it was such a popular thing to do.

    you people are all a bunch of freaks!
     
  6. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    You're welcome. Now go listen to some Miles Davis.
     
  7. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Contributing Member

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    Trimming you privates makes your equipment look bigger. I need all the help I can get.
     
  8. moestavern19

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    How do you do something nice by shaving your nuts?

    "Hey honey, I wanted to do something nice today so... here they are!"

    Enough with all that bull**** son, keep your boys bearded and your mind right.
     
  9. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    I just got back from Houston, and Saturday night the old lady and I went to the Angelika Theatre (hope I spelled that right) Downtown to see the new documentary, Inside Deep Throat. Yes, this problem Troy had (OMG!!) made me think of Linda Lovelace, and the way she did her thing. I can tell you that Harry Reems didn't shave his jewels, lol!

    I really liked the flick, by the way, and highly recommend it to anyone interested in the early '70's. Just an example... ever wonder why the Watergate source was nicknamed "Deep Throat??" Nixon made a huge poliical issue out of p*rnography because of the movie, Harry, Linda and her talents, and the fact that the flim almost made the genre mainstream. Almost. That the hypocrite had to resign later was highly ironic. Reminded me of... whoops, don't want to go into D&D territory! It would be too easy.

    I remember seeing the movie when it came out, and was shocked that a film that cost $25,000 to make has grossed $600,000,000 (!!) worldwide in box office and video sales. Not only that, but the people who made it and starred in it scarcely made a dime. The film explains it all. Very trippy.

    Hair is groovy. I remember when I had a great deal of it.
    Be hairy and be proud, Troy!! :p
     
  10. Uprising

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    Damn, now...I think I can say I've seen it all on this BBS. Never do more than triming, you're asking for trouble.
     
  11. v3.0

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    :D :D :D
     
  14. Sishir Chang

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    Crikey! That's UGLY!!:(
     
  15. Sishir Chang

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    To all of those who've clearcut their forests I have a question?

    Don't things start to get pretty itchy when it starts getting stubbly? Or do you have to shave regularly to prevent that?
     
  16. DallasThomas

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    Another cream to keep away from the scrotum is definitely Icy Hot. I pulled my groin a little playing basketball once and I decided to put Icy Hot on it. Unfortunately, putting cream there in combination with the normal motions of walking leads to a rub-off effect. That burned like god damn. I ran outside and jumped directly into the pool in 60 degree weather with all my clothes on.



    Nair hurts nothing like Icy Hot. Nair just burns a little, this melted.



    Sishir - Maybe the first time, but you just get used to it. It never bothered me once though. Oh, and can you start a thread sometime soon? I'm experiencing a buildup of frustrations, if you know what I mean ;)


    :D
     
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  17. Uprising

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    At first. I never thought I would try trimming, but did for my gal.
     
  18. pickymen

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    Tried this on armpit and very itchy and uncomfortable. Now I hardly notice anything unusual.
     
  19. R0ckets03

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    my upper thigh was hurting once and i put some bengay on it. it got a little close to the privates and it burned like a biatch!! :(
     
  20. Pole

    Pole Houston Rockets--Tilman Fertitta's latest mess.

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    All I can say is that if you're ever cutting up 150 or so Jalepenos for a huge fajita party--and you just so happen to be doing this while in your boxer shorts--do not, I repeat, do not scratch anything that starts to itch.
     

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