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Does this make me homosexual or heterosexual?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fostate, Jul 1, 2012.

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  1. Fostate

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    I was asked, "Would you suck a dude's weiner to fck any girl you wanted?"

    I thought of the most sexiest girl i have ever seen in my life, and answered "without a doubt, yes"

    does this make me gay?
     
  2. IBTL

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    Whats gay is that you never gave that dude $100
     
  3. IBTL

    IBTL Member
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    I'm talking about the 1268th poster
     
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    Was this before or after ya'll watched Magic Mike?
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    You are clearly at least bi-sexual, probably gay.

    And what IBTL said.
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    As long as there is no eye contact- not gay.
     
  7. Invisible Fan

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    Prostitution isn't always gay.
     
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    You are definitely gay brah.

    Seriously, suck a dude's weiner so you can have sex with the sexiest girl you have seen in your whole life? **** that, I rather go **** less sexier women but keep my dignity. No girl is worth that type of compromise.
     
  11. Dairy Ashford

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    It makes you either an excellent sales prospect, or bisexual. Do people just forget this option?
     
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    You do realize that being gay means you are sexually attracted to males right? So unless you pop a boner when you are sucking off the dude you aren't homo
     
  13. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    You touch another dude's genitals and you're not a doctor, you're gay. Doesn't matter if you like chicks also. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
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    The real question is would you kiss a chick in the mouth immediately after she's blown you off.
     
  15. KingHRockets

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    As long as you say "no homo" during the act, you are not gay.
     
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    Aren't you going to demand that Fostate pays you? He might also have some gay sex with you.
     
  17. The Drake

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    yeah bro. yeah like forreal.

    i had to re-type that so many times
     
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    Try it, take a photo, post it on the internet. Let Reddit judge.
     
  19. kidcave9

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    Nah, if he didn't do it then I don't think he'll do it now. Demanding money from strangers on the internet seems strange to me;even though it was "won." Although, I wouldn't mind becoming a contributing member.:grin:;)
     
  20. Invisible Fan

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    For a second there, I thought I read "cumtributing member."
     
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