Do you watch p*rn?

Who is Ella Fitzgerald?

 

God, give me strength!

 

Okay, you're either a LUEser, have been searching the web for cyber logs, or both..

 

No s**t. Maybe he should stop concerning himself with the n word, and learn up on a little of his heritage.

 

http://www.allaboutjazz.com

while he's at it, check up on the blues too:

http://www.thebluehighway.com/

 

p*rn? What in the milf is that? uh-oh, you'd better just chalk me up as an innocent who is a fan of middle-eastern rugs and cats.


That's three good references if anyone was looking =)

 

I'm sure I'm in the minority here, but I cannot stand p*rn from like 1993-present.

The boys finally decided to start putting their things in one too many orifices, in my opinion. Now it's completely mainstream.

Funny story: We used to be major regulars at this bar called Savages on Kirby. They had that "Golden TEE" game that was national, meaning that they posted the high scores on this scrolling screen with your names.

Now, you could post anything as your name, so once we had our own names in, if we got a score lower than our high score, we'd put in whatever we could think of.

Anyway, one of my friends names was Costas. So I put in "Two Way Double Anal Costas."

I swear, that scrolled across that screen every couple of minutes for like two months! (We still laugh our asses off about that one.)

 

Bite me. Just because I choose not to listen to Jazz music and because of this I don't know many Jazz artist does mean that I am unknowledgable about my heritage or history.

 

You are if you don't know who Ella Fitzgerald is. Its almost like not knowing who Jackie Robinson is, its more than music or sports.

 

What did she do that is so special then? I read a short biography of her life and I didn't see anything too special, I mean it's great that she is considered by many to be the greatest female or overall Jazz musician of all-time but tell me what else makes her special?

 

Okay, in hopes of getting this great topic back on track:
Yes, I watch p*rn.
But as far as the favorite pornstar thing goes, I don't really have one individual that stands out in my mind, mainly just goats and other barn animals. Those are my favorite stars. Oh, and midgets. Midgets with sexy feet.

 

Robe and wizard hat 'p*rn'...

 

WTF!!!

 

For real Lil Pun, you being from Arkansas, you of all people should know what DallasThomas is talking about with barn animals and all....lol.