When DM falls in water , he doesn't get wet, water gets Daryl morey. When DM goes into the summer 2011 he gets Kevin Durant. DM can beat chuck Norris' round house kick with a b**** slap, the very same one that sent T-Mac to NY
Daryl Morey doesn't ask Les Alexander what he can do for Les. (nope) Instead Morey tells Les to shut the hell up, go buy him a 5$ taco bell burrito box and then the money Les has left over Morey will use to aquire what ever player he feels like. And Les will like it.
Morey is post John Locke from LOST, nobody knows who or what he is, what he plans.. you just wait, hate and be SHOCKED! Morey is the next coming, he will fly around the globe (starting with Dallas) and convert all those pagans into the Fellowship of Red Nation.
*Daryl Morey enters the scene* "The autopsy showed that just before his suicide, the Knicks GM threw away all his present and futures valuables as he ran towards a cardboard caricature resembling Tracy McGrady" DM: "well it looks like one man's trash..." *puts on sunglasses* "...just became another man's treasure"
Chuck Norris wanted to trade lives with DMorey but then realized that DMorey got a 3 way deal and ended up having Steven Segal and Chuck Norris trade lives and in return got their dignity.
I sure as hell am. We won. What's up with all "the sky is falling" doom and gloom? I'm enjoying the ride. Every bump and brooze adds to the experience called life.
Daryl Morey's baseball card trades in Elementary School are the things of legends. One day behind the basketball hoop he turned his coveted 1980 Topps Rickey Henderson rookie into Craig Matheson's Dad's 1953 Topps Mickey Mantle and three future cartons of bubble gum cigars. In High School he victimized Craig Matheson again by convincing him that his gas-efficient car was a superior ride and Matheson agreed to give Morey his 1982 Trans-Am with flame decals, and a signed guitar by members of the band Warrant in exchange for Morey's 1977 Ford Pinto Wagon. In College he created a spreadsheet using Lotus 1-2-3 that could predict exactly when the girls in the Sorority would be at peak drunkenness and therefore at easiest access for sexual congress. Morey went on to sleep with over 30 women over the course of the next 3 weeks. 7 of them ended up pregnant. Craig Matheson has been confirmed by multiple paternity tests as the legal father of all 7 children.
Daryl Morey was once in "Trading Spaces" and "Trading Spouses" and promptly ended the shows in the same season. Trademarks have been used during ancient times in anticipation/preparation for Morey. Morey ended the Barter System.
haha awesome thread.... Got some of these online (modified a few) 1. Whatever side of the tracks Daryl Morey is on... is the right side 2. He once made a bad trade... just to know what it felt like 3. If a monument was built in his honor, the Lincoln Memorial would close, due to poor attendance. 4. His blood smells like cologne. 5. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him. 6. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder. 7. The grading given to other GM's are based on his score. 8. He has his cake, and eats it too. 9. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in his hand is worth three in the bush. 10. He never climaxes-it feels good enough just being him. 11. If you have $5 and he has $5, he has more money than you. 12. He doesn't own a house, he walks into a random house and people move. 13. Daryl Morey can win in Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. Daryl Morey does not sleep he waits. 15. Some people believe in the god. God believes in Daryl Morey. 16. Newton's third law is wrong. There is no force equal and opposite to Daryl Morey. 17. When Daryl talks, other GM's listen... and then give up.
