Dirk says "obviously" ever 3 seconds

They hold the lowest two wonderlic scores in the NFL, if I'm not mistaken.

 

My friend does the greatest Dirk impression ever.

 

Then I will cut her a break.

 

Graspin' at straws......

 

lol...

Yao says: "you know, you know" every 3 seconds too..

it's not suprising, all foreigners develop bad habits to keep their "converstation flowing" but sometimes it's a little too much. but hey, at least they are not like all the young Americans (including me sometimes) that say "like, like, like" six times every 2 seconds..

 

Its not as bad as Billy's "Ehhhhh, blah blah blah, Ehhhhh, blah blah blah, Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, blah blaahhhhh, Ehhhhhhhhhh..."

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ehhh you guessed wrong sister. vspan is now like van gundys pooper scooper.

 

Yao says "uhhh" alot but he also says things like "u can't f***ing stop me" oh and Yao doesn't have a crush on David Hasselhoff, HA take THAT knight rider boy!

 

You've obviously never heard Vince talk and are obviously basing this on nothing.

...and one of them holds a Rookie of the Year trophy

 

there's quite a few people in the nba who use the word "definitely" about that often too

 

listen to luke walton interview.
he says "you know" every 2 words

 

He only said "obviously" 4 times in the video posted above. Honestly wouldn't have noticed if it hadn't been pointed out...

Oh, and whoever said "i'd hit it" in regards to Dirk's girl/friend, you must be desperate. You can't see her body on account of the huge shirt, and you can't see her face because it's tilted down and her hair is in the way. She actually kinda looks like Joe Piscapo with the body of Nicole Richie.

 

Obviously...

Vince Young is this generation's Ralph Waldo Emerson.

I heard he was the real ghostwriter for Kennedy's Profiles in Courage.

 

I agree with that... I would not have noticed it either.

 

Dikembe speaks more languages than all the players, coaches and owner for the Mavs.

 

Hakeem Olajuwon spoke more languages.

 

Dialects are not the same as languages. Otherwise, Yao speaks 3 languages -- Madarin, Shanghainese, English.

 

He wasnt talking about dialects.

"Mutombo is polylingual, able to speak English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and five African dialects."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikembe_Mutombo#_note-nbabio

 

i like dirk....not as much as any of the rockets....obviously .......but come on guys, cut him some slack......lets see you speak german as well as he speaks english.....

 

Damn, is Dirk always wasted, this is about the third picture I've seen of him being trashed.