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Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Faos, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. BigSherv

    BigSherv Contributing Member

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    "Oh god...1999, that girl didn't even have teeth!"

     
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    New trivia question to impress your friends or maybe win $100 on Jeopardy Celebrity Edition: What does Jessica Alba and Paris Hilton have in common?
     
  4. rrj_gamz

    rrj_gamz Contributing Member

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    C'mon, doesn't anyone use condoms anymore...WTF...You know Jeter gets high quality ass, damn brotha, put a raincoat on, for the rest of us...

    I'd still hit it (with a condom on)...;)

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  5. Storm Surge

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    the question is would you still hit it w/o a condom, my guess is 90% of guys would still hit it knowing they would get herpes
     
  6. conquistador#11

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    Lima time,Baby!
     
  7. DieHard Rocket

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    LMAO :D

    On a side note, if I'm not mistaken I believe you can catch herpes even wearing a condom. It's been a few years since I had biology and health in college, but I seem to remember that.
     
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    Ummm, no. You can even have sex with a person with herpes and not catch it, as long as it isn't inflamed.

    Geez, it's like nobody here learned anything useful in sex ed. And I took the course 20 years ago.
     
  10. Faos

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    I learned that using Pepsi does not work as an after sex douche/birth control.
     
  11. Carl Herrera

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    Herpes is about as routine as pollen allergy and high blood pressure nowadays... nobody really thinks much of it.
    Valtrex commercials are on TV all the time.


    Hell, even HIV isn't as scary as before... in fact, a bunch of companies that bought life insurance policies of HIV patients have gone down due to the fact that these policy holders aren't dying soon enough.
     
  12. bottlerocket

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    What's wrong with herpie?

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  13. Invisible Fan

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    People seem to be more accepting of STDs in this topic.
     
  14. TECH

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    There isn't a girl alive that is worth getting an incurable STD over. Buncha pigs in this thread. :rolleyes:
     
  15. geeimsobored

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    hahahaha how ironic there buddy. Lecturing us on sex ed when you're flat out wrong. Your odds are substantially diminished when it isn't inflamed but you most certainly can get herpes even if the person shows no signs of an outbreak.

    In fact something like 70% of herpes transmission occurs during periods of asymptomatic viral shedding of herpes.

    Just to go further, you have to understand how herpes works. Herpes works by basically crawling up your nerve cells till they reach the top of the skin and in many cases they manifest themselves with blisters but in some cases they just don't show any signs but can still transmit to other people.
     

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