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Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?

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  1. Faos

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    http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/08/09/did-derek-jeter-give-jessica-alba-herpes/

    Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?

    Posted Aug 9th 2007 2:18PM by Larry Brown
    Filed under: New York, Yankees, AL East, MLB Gossip

    I was listening to The Adam Carolla Show this morning and they had a guest on from a gossip website called L.A. Rag Mag. Far be it from me to judge the credibility of the site; all I know is that Carolla had them on, so they must be somewhat legit (or entertaining at the least). Well, their latest report certainly has a strong charge -- that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes:
    Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that's right...dirty Derek Jeter.
    You know what this means don't YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek's most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!

    Perhaps this is the wrong attitude, but I've always been of the accepting mindset for STDs -- at least it means you're getting some, right? And by the way, if this is at all true, anything you can get from having relationships with Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba, I'm all for. Sign me up.
     
  2. conquistador#11

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    horrible news for latin america.If jeter gave it to Mariah,(she is really on fire)
    then Luis Miguel has it, and if luis miguel has it, then every female from Mx to chile has it :( I will go and get tested next week.
     
  3. A-Train

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    Best...

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  4. weslinder

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    I saw this, but since everyone who wrote about it got their information from the LA Rag Mag, I don't know how much to believe. But since Jeter ignored me when I saw him on the street and tried to talk to him, I'm willing to believe anything bad about him.

    Oh yeah, and this thread is worthless without pics.
     
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  5. percicles

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    Porque te estas preocupando de algo que aparece solo una ves por año?
     
  6. m_cable

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    Herpes pics? :confused:



    P.S. Please don't post actual pics of herpes in this thread.
     
  7. weslinder

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  8. Carl Herrera

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    Derek Jeter, the Juwan Howard of Baseball.
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    Does Jeter have syphilis?
     
  10. professorjay

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    Herpes is a small price to pay...

    On a side note, my gf does research in genetics. She used to work with herpes viruses and go to herpes conferences. Makes for good small talk and the opportunity for jokes.
     
  11. Faos

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    Or the Ron Mexico of baseball.
     
  12. Faos

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    Why not give Jeter a break...maybe it was Carey who gave it to him.
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    Yeah, I'll send a check for next month's Valtrex.
     
  14. krnxsnoopy

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    Oh my god.. that b*stard. Jessica Alba is awesome. What a lucky Son of a B*tch!
     
  15. StupidMoniker

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    If you say so.
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    Is A-Rod infected?
     
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    Since you were wondering.

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  19. BigSherv

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    I think herpes only matters to normal people. I am sure every celeb has some kind of std they got from some questionable piece of ass they had before.
     
    #19 BigSherv, Aug 10, 2007
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    LOL - Questionable peice of *ss

    Rocket river
     

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