Delonte West ballin with LeBron James's Mom

So gross, so low. I wonder which major media outlet picks this up and runs with it. New York Post? TMZ? ESPN?

Lebron needs to just come out and admit his injury, look at the stuff people write when he doesn't.

 

What has El Mariachi got himself into this time.

 

Didn't you read? The answer is "Lebron's mom."

 

http://deadspin.com/5539388/ridicul...rnet-varmints-delonte-west-banged-lebrons-mom


[rquoter]
Of course, this should all sound very familiar. This time, however, it's the mother of the star player — a particularly dirty twist on the classic locker-room urban legend. Unfortunately, this one's picked up steam and become an "exclusive" for one site, even though it probably has as much basis in reality as the one about Joe Horn and Willie Roaf's wife, or Jeff McInnis and Phil Ford's wife, or Corey Fisher and Scottie Reynolds's girlfriend (or was that Scottie Reynolds and Corey Fisher's girlfriend?).

But yes — this rumor is spreading all over the place, and just remember that it is most likely coming from a bunch of 4chanish wags preying on the vulnerability all those sad Cavs fans searching for answers right now. Just for fun, we had Crashtern David Matthews call the Cavs' media relations department seeking comment. No call back yet![/rquoter]

 

Stole this pic from another forum

 

Treed

 

where WTF happens

 

Can you imagine a slightly more compact Lebron with an efficient jump shot and handles?! OMG! I'm just saying, this is potentially the best introduction into the future NBA gene pool since Yao and his wife got pregnant!

SPLASH!!!

 

If Delonte West didn't do this, I feel so bad for him. By the way, I'll have an interview about this up soon and I'll post it here.

 

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I wont even touch this

 

This is the greatest thing I've heard all day.

 

When you are making millions as an NBA ball player and still can't find any decent looking groupies, that's sad.

 

Heyl yeah!!

"...cus imma mutha****** p.i.m.p...."

 

Which media outlet picked up on Shaq banging Gilbert Arenas's fiancee? No one is gonna come near this story.

 

Delonte's been too close to the private parts of more than one member of the James family.

 

Stop being so shallow. Its not all about looks.

 

If this is true...

 

If someone made this up how pathetic.

If true it's still pathetic but wow.

 

It's 99.99% about looks though.