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DeadSpin Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Houston Texans

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Fantasma Negro, Aug 6, 2014.

  1. Fantasma Negro

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    Dude its deadspin. They don't actually have a sports division. This is purely for comedy and the do it for every team every year
     
  2. Pieman2005

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    QFT :p
     
  3. Remii

    Remii Member

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    No it isn't... May not even be the best food city in Texas. But I do find it funny that's your biggest issue with the article...Lol.
     
  4. Cstyle42

    Cstyle42 Member

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    Irrelevant either your team is good or bad the city being glamorous is irrelevant...
     
  5. Angkor Wat

    Angkor Wat Member

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    the hell does this mean? who cares as long as hes ripping Qbs heads off
     
  6. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Then, I must have a horrible sense of humor.
     
  7. Pull_Up_3

    Pull_Up_3 Member

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    lold

    lold harder at people upset about it ITT

    just lol
     
  8. texanskan

    texanskan Contributing Member

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    Last years was better
     
  9. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    JJ Watt is john cena. John Cena does a lot of charitable stuff. Is a consummate professional, and works pretty hard. He literally carried the rock in the match they had, but people hate him.
     
  10. conquistador#11

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    no way he is cena. eww..
    jj watt is the real life captain america.
    (photoshop pending)
     
  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Laughed hard. The guy did his research so you can't help but respect that.

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/L104LViQeIw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  12. Nook

    Nook Member

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    Houston is a damn good food city.
     
  13. blackistan

    blackistan Member

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    Haha good stuff
     
  14. Pieman2005

    Pieman2005 Member

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    That's.. scripted.. :confused:
     
  15. Hey Now!

    Hey Now! Contributing Member

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    It's real to me!!
     
  16. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    I don't know if you watched the match, but the rock was tired so Cena had to pretty much "carry" the rock through the match.
     
  17. Roxoff

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    So the Texans this season will look like this?

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  18. Remii

    Remii Member

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    It's true, it's true... Lol.

    But it didn't take much research to find out how the fan base turns on players... All he had to do is look on clutchfans.
     
  19. mick fry

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    Nah, the same people who thought this was funny probably cant catch their breath watching Jimmy Kimmel.
     
  20. soonerfan7277

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    I agree!!! Some of his stuff was funny, but I lost interest when he was talking $hit about houston. I have actually grown to hate him
     

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