FYI, and I'm a jerk, but I know I can send this to two exes, and two girls I just met tonight. I'm a dick, but I was voted DTD Social Chairman for a reason.
Posted this to an Ex last night. Horrible, in retrospect, but I always tend to get away with this crap. We shall see if she responds...
Kick tires? Did she page you on your beeper while you were driving your Oldmobile to meet her at the Holiday Inn for kicking tires while listening to Air Supply on your 8-track?