Dallas Businessman Killed in Dispute Over "Hotel California" at Thai Karaoke Bar

Would love to know what song he was demanding instead of HC

 

Margaritaville.

 

Witchy Woman

 

Gangnam Style.

 

Touche...I read it wrong. RIP to this man.

 

Y'all haters can go suck it. "Hotel California" is a great song- it's not the song's fault that it gets played ad nauseum. Don Henley writes lyrics better than most of the people you all listen to:

I met a Frenchman in a field last night
He was out there with an easel, painting carnival light
He said, I used to paint the princess; I used to paint the frogs
Now I paint moustaches on dangerous dogs
He said, Sometimes it's a country; sometimes it's a girl
You know, everybody got to have a purpose in this world
You Yankees are so silly about matters of the heart
Don't you know that women are the only works of art


You're drivin' with your eyes closed
You're drivin' with your eyes closed
You're drivin' with your eyes closed
You're gonna hit somethin'
But that's the way it goes


Some guys were born to Rimbaud
Some guys breath Baudelaire
Some guys just got to go and put their rockets everywhere
You can breed 'em by the thousands; you can trick and you can train
Just look at all those poor dogs that are dragged down by the Seine
How many arrows must I shoot into the blue?
Ah, you little maniac, I'm crazy over you
Before The Death of Lovers and The Punishment of Pride
Let's go scrape across the terrazzo
It's just too hot outside


You're drivin' with your eyes closed
You're drivin' with your eyes closed
You're drivin' with your eyes closed
You're gonna hit somethin'
But that's the way it goes


Talk talk, talk and talk
Talk talk, sweet talk
Talk talk, tough talk
Talk talk, dirty talk
Talk talk, walk and talk
Talk talk, big talk
Talk talk, baby talk
Kiss kiss kiss


Talk talk, talk and talk
Talk talk, smooth talk
Talk talk, body talk
Talk talk, back talk
Talk talk, small talk
Talk talk, baby talk
Talk talk, peace talk
Talk talk, bull****

 

hahaha this is the first thing i thought of also. movie couldn't have been all that bad if there are scenes that stick in your mind.

 

I've been to Thailand around 20 times in my life. Drunk foreigners go there thinking they own the place because they have money. It's pretty pathetic.

 

This is the white people version of when keeping it real goes wrong.

 

I love how it's written like a feature story for a Dallas business man. If this were anyone else, it would be written as a damning hard-news blurb that wasn't so forgiving, which would use words like "attacker" instead of painting the portrait of a poor-luck individual.

 

He was pissed because he DIDN'T want the song to be played.

So, clearly, it was worth dying for. I wonder if the last thing the band member remembers is running for that door.....

 

This right here is such a lyrical prowess, it brings tears to mine eyes.

 

NSFW language:

Spoiler

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Yeah, you gotta slow your roll on those away games. Suprising he didn't get a couple of flying knees beforehand.

 

this is a fact.

 

I'm a drunk Dallas business man and I rule the world..... until I don't.

 

Dallas dumbass

 

Glad the drunk idiot was the one killed. Seems too often it's the other way around.

 

Well, you're used to crying like a little b**ch, Swole, so it doesn't surprise me.