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D-Mo failed his physical.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by swyyyguy, Dec 10, 2016.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    Notice he first started tweeting at 4:20. Joel Blank seems high, man.

    @Tha_Dude
     
  2. Pen15clubber

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    I got some rockets flip flops at the one on highway 6 and westheimer
     
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  3. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Wasn't Joel Blank kicked out of 790 for rhyming too much and went back to Wisconsin?
     
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    The problem is they couldn't find DMos heart. Apparently he lost it some time ago.
     
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    I mean, its certainly a possibility man. Don't know enough about Joel Blank to know whether he gets dirty like that but, its very interesting, man.
     
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    Why are you so sure about this ? What does the body scan bonus and a passed physical have in common .

    I haven't read bima's contract post thoroughly but I can't imagine this being the cause of the delay .

    Do I trust blank ? Probably . He used the words failed .

    I think we are just gonna have to wait for more info from the highest sources .

    Woj says "gathering info"
    D'antoni says "idk but expect him tomorrow"
    Blank says "failed"

    WTF IS GOONG ON HERE
     
  7. topfive

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    "The doctors found a problem during the physical, Donatas. Apparently, during the summer your head repositioned itself inside your colon."
     
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    Dmo got dat adamanteum back
     
  9. J Sizzle

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    This is, quite literally, the dumbest thing of all time.
     
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    Q: Does every team have a different physical?

    Jonathan Feigen: They all have their own doctors, so they can choose to look at different things, or look at things differently, or just want more tests.
     
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    well at least this keeping us busy for a while until this blows over
     
  13. heypartner

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    Go home to Lithuania?

    That would be bad.
     
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    Don't forget that they're doing it to create the cap room necessary to sign or trade for Rubio.
     
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    Yes but what about donatas motiejunas ?
     
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    Funny thing is they located his snatch right away
     
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    Gotta love donates
     
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    Even if "home" is Vancouver it would still be incredibly out of the way. Why not let him hang out at TC?
     
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    I'm thinking Harrell and Dekkers just made Dmo obsolete.
     
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    If he's changed his name then Calvin really buried the lede here.
     

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