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Cushing suspended

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Rocket Guy, May 7, 2010.

  1. SamFisher

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  2. Pistol Pete

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    [​IMG] Little ol Sammy just popped a chubby after posting a pic of his new shoes...
     
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    Next time you're found with your chin on the ground

    There's a lot to be learned so look around



    Just what makes that little ol' Sam

    Think he'll move that rubber tree plant

    Anyone knows that ant, can't

    Move a rubber tree plant



    But he's got high hopes... Sam's got high hopes

    He's high on Obama pie in the sky hopes

    So any time you're getting low

    'Stead of letting go,

    Just remember that ant.

    Oops there goes another rubber tree

    Oops there goes another rubber tree

    Oops there goes another rubber tree plant.
     
  4. Scarface281

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    Nah, it's not a masking agent. The NFL just put it on the banned list because is an old school way of boosting ones testosterones once they get off a steroid cycle (which, again, Cushing has NEVER tested positive for).
     
  5. Bandwagoner

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    His whole family has a pretty large jaw.
     
  6. SamFisher

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    and he was fortunate enough to have developed one during the same period of time while going from an undersized 170 lb walk on who couldn't even start for his high school team and received no division I scholarship offfers to a 250 lb workout warrior who was tearing up the NFL combine.
     
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    You're conveniently ignoring the possibility that the rest of his body simply got smaller proportional to his jaw. Possibly compelling evidence that he's innocent of PED use.
     
  8. SamFisher

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    Yeah I'm ignoring the possibility that people magically develop acro-megalic skull widening at age 20, while coincidentally adding on 80 lbs of muscle and going from proverbial 98 lb weaklings to 250 lb destroyers.

    Non-juicing clay matthews jr. is a laughable concept. Get real. The tooth fairy doesn't exist either, and neither do Minotaurs, though of Matthews, Cushing, AJ Hawk etc keep popping and injecting, they may grow horns.
     
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  9. dharocks

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    Where is this close-mindedness coming from? When the philosopher Violent J penned that there was "magic everywhere in this b****", do you think he meant everywhere in this b**** BUT within a college linebacker's ability to produce testosterone and dihydrotestosterone? I'm not the one that needs to get real here.
     
  10. SamFisher

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    Maybe you and clay matthews jr. and barry bonds can start up a charity for the many tragic victims of facial shrinkage.

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  11. dharocks

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    Tragedy is in the eye of the beholder, I'm sure DD would love to be afflicted by such a condition.
     
  12. TheChosenOne

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    wrong, wrong, and wrong.
     

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