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craigslist hilarity -- real or fake?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dachuda86, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. Felixthecat

    Felixthecat Contributing Member

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    I'm emailing the ad to Baker Hughes in SF just for kicks.
     
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  2. cheke64

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    I'm pretty sure somebody on here is going to come forward and pretend their Rick, just so they can have somebody.
     
  3. BamBam

    BamBam Contributing Member

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    Too late.......:eek:
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  4. ChievousFTFace

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    If I was a crazy pregnant lady I would file a police report with a serious enough accusation (ie rape) that would allow them to look at security footage of March 6, 2013 and identify the man. But it's a good thing I'm not a crazy pregnant lady. :cool:
     
  5. dachuda86

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    Because it's entertaining
     
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    Dude, few things are funnier than the Missed Connections page on Craigslist.
    If you can go on that page and not laugh after reading just one Missed Connection notice then more power to you. People leave me SMH sometimes with their brilliance.
     
  8. TreeRollins

    TreeRollins Contributing Member

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    This comes in handy

    http://isdmxinjail.com/
     
  9. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Contributing Member

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    That doesn't make sense. Why?
     
  10. dachuda86

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    Baker Hughs hires some dumb people.
     
  11. TheRealist137

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    From the looks of things, Rick has already "done" her. That's what has led to this whole problem.
     
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  12. Thefabman

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  13. Felixthecat

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    :grin:
     
  14. Nice Rollin

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    Kicks? I guess that's kinda funny
     
  15. dachuda86

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    Rick is telling himself that could have been any girl in flip flops wearing that dress from that company at that age...
     
  16. ballerboy001

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    (from missed encounters)

    Lite-skinned Married African-American Guy - m4m - 41 (Pearland--Woodbend at Silverlake)

    The chances of you ever seeing this are slim and none, but here goes. I see you around our neighborhood. Your street name starts with "G". You seem like a cool guy and good dad to your kids like am I. Seems something's missing though. I am looking for a cool guy to hang with and have a beer. If anything else develops cool, if not that's cool too. You are a big thick muscled lite-skinned African-American guy with a very handsome face and a huge, round butt that I can't help but stare at. Your initials are "TB". I hope you see this and respond positively. And please don't be offended. Just think you're a very attractive man and I don't know how to approach you.


    http://houston.craigslist.org/mis/3949217099.html
     
  17. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Contributing Member

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    BWAHAHAHAHTROLOLOL

    I love the missed encounters section. People crack me up
     
  18. Buck Turgidson

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    I see your Missed Connections and raise you a Best of Craigslist.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all
     
  19. TMac'n

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    [​IMG]
     
  20. dachuda86

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    http://houston.craigslist.org/mis/3949247517.html

    "Bonded with your dog at Sweet Tomatoes - m4w - 24 (Willowbrook Mall)

    It's a long shot, but here goes:

    Had a wonderful time watching over your dog while you were eating inside. Would love to get some coffee with you, and see your dog again.
    Location: Willowbrook Mall
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

    must really like the dog
     

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