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craigslist hilarity -- real or fake?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by dachuda86, Jul 20, 2013.

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  1. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    I shouldn't laugh but sometimes the things on CL are too hilarious.

    http://houston.craigslist.org/mis/3943266068.html

    "I'm pregnant. Need you to contact me - w4m - 38 (Galleria area)
    We met on March 6, 2013, at the Galleria ice rink. I was staying at the Doubletree hotel near the mall on business trip from San Francisco. You said you were 23 and worked nearby. I was the 38 year old who worked for Baker Hughes in the red dress and flip flops. We hit it off and I invited you back to my hotel room. You only gave your name as Rick. Well I'm pregnant and need you to contact me urgently. Need your medical history. Urgent you contact me quickly to also arrange child support."

    So do you think someone was actually dumb enough to post this or just trolling?
     
    #1 dachuda86, Jul 20, 2013
  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    I would say odds of contact are poor.
     
    #2 CometsWin, Jul 20, 2013
  3. dachuda86

    dachuda86 Member

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    You don't think "Rick" would want to contact her in order to pay child support? I mean, he'd be passing up a great opportunity!
     
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  4. Raven

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    Let's hope the kid gets their IQ from their dad.
     
    #4 Raven, Jul 20, 2013
  5. Jontro

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    C'mon Rick! Git'r dunn!
     
    #5 Jontro, Jul 20, 2013
  6. conquistador#11

    conquistador#11 Member

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    i wouldn't be shocked if she was being serious.





    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/4AognXgM9FQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #6 conquistador#11, Jul 20, 2013
  7. RedRacer

    RedRacer Contributing Member

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    The real question is why are you checking out Craigslist? Are you looking for ...
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  8. ItsMyFault

    ItsMyFault Contributing Member

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    Thanks for the good early morning laugh.
     
    #8 ItsMyFault, Jul 20, 2013
  9. juicystream

    juicystream Contributing Member

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    She's on Backpage...

    There's a gay bestiality guy that posts in our local CL. It's disturbing, and hopefully trolling.
     
    #9 juicystream, Jul 20, 2013
  10. MoonDogg

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/DurNxrw8PsE?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  11. Dubious

    Dubious Contributing Member

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    He's 23 she's 38 and works for Baker Hughes in San Francisco.... who do you think makes more money?

    If a man did father a child, why wouldn't he want to know and be involved? Would you want your genetic heritage out in the world with no knowledge you exist?

    Pretty stupid that neither one of them was protected though. Especially the dude. Apparently this chick like to do strangers, who knows where that cuchi has been? The herp wouldn't be worth it I think.
     
    #11 Dubious, Jul 20, 2013
  12. KingStevo10

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    Red dress and flip flops, how could you not wife that?
     
    #12 KingStevo10, Jul 20, 2013
  13. redefined

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    She's better off giving a description of the guy to see if anyone knows him. He's 23 I'm sure he's not a hermit.
     
    #13 redefined, Jul 20, 2013
  14. BE4RD

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    If you can't extort, you must abort.
     
    #14 BE4RD, Jul 20, 2013
  15. BigBird

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    help this man be a father to his child

    [​IMG]
     
    #15 BigBird, Jul 20, 2013
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  16. BamBam

    BamBam Contributing Member

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    What kind of idiots is Baker Hughes hiring.....:confused:

    (P.S) Real! There is on born every minute...
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    #16 BamBam, Jul 20, 2013
  17. RMGEEGEE

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    I'm 23 and my name is Rick...
     
    #17 RMGEEGEE, Jul 20, 2013
  18. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Contributing Member

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    The real question is why were you even lookin at this
     
    #18 Nice Rollin, Jul 20, 2013
  19. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Contributing Member

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    Beat me to it
     
    #19 Nice Rollin, Jul 20, 2013
  20. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Contributing Member

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    No. Some people just want p***y and or join the cougar club. Who cares about generic heritage. And condom Sex Sucks.
     
    #20 Nice Rollin, Jul 20, 2013
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