<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>You really do learn something new every day. I just heard that Corey Brewer has had a pet goat named Billy since he was in the 6th grade.</p>— Craig Ackerman (@ca_rockets) <a href="https://twitter.com/ca_rockets/status/574374220227981313">March 8, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Much respect
I had a history teacher in high school who would tell this story five times a month about his goat growing up. He was given a goat as a kid that he named Billy. He would attach a red wagon to the goat and charge kids a nickel to ride in his "Goat Cart." Then one day, Billy got eaten by a pack of wolves. The teacher would always end the story there with a maniacal grin. Perplexing to say the least. I saw this man once driving to school with a newspaper on his steering wheel, dry shaving while using his knees to steer.
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Will we see Corey's goat today at the fair? Yes, he has a pet goat. Has had it since the 8th grade. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BrewerOnAStick?src=hash">#BrewerOnAStick</a> <a href="http://t.co/4nrcLB10IQ">pic.twitter.com/4nrcLB10IQ</a></p>— Timberwolves PR (@Twolves_PR) <a href="https://twitter.com/Twolves_PR/status/370532211298037760">August 22, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
That picture above is Minnesota. So he took it there from UoF. Corey needs his Billy with him at all times <img src="http://www.awolfamongwolves.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/corey-brewer.jpg" height=400><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DnPwaEn8aGE/TDTVR5yB7RI/AAAAAAAAKIw/y0fEeB1p-Co/s320/CaddyShackBillMurrayUnkempt.jpg" height=400>
That's a spooky goat. And that's no smoker. That's an incinerator. (see the ashtray on the ground) What have Brewer and that goat been doing in their backyard all these years.
