1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Considering We Signed Swift....

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by thumbs, Aug 5, 2005.

Tags:
  1. thumbs

    thumbs Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2002
    Messages:
    10,225
    Likes Received:
    237
    Should we go for an all "Bird" team?

    Stromile Swift
    Robert Swift
    Brian Cardinal
    Kenyon Martin
    Jason Crowe

    Since we have Vin Baker, how about an all "food prep" team?

    Vin Baker
    Brad Miller
    Channing Frye
    Omar Cook
    Anthony Peeler
    and Carlos Boozer
    ....reserves
    Darvin Ham
    Von Wafer
    Brandon Bass
    Darius Rice
    DeJuan Wheat

    And since we have Luther Head, how about a "body parts" team:

    Luther Head
    Jason Hart
    Eddie Gill
    Dan Dickau
    Darrell Armstrong


    Of course, the East could put a "color" team against us:

    Gerald Green
    Devon Gray
    Devin Brown
    Michael Redd
    Rodney White
    .....reserves
    Jalen Rose
    Eric Snow
     
    #1 thumbs, Aug 5, 2005
  2. Yonkers

    Yonkers Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2002
    Messages:
    8,433
    Likes Received:
    480
    lol... Dickau
     
    #2 Yonkers, Aug 5, 2005
  3. pradaxpimp

    pradaxpimp Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2002
    Messages:
    5,025
    Likes Received:
    71
    lol thats some funny stuff.
     
    #3 pradaxpimp, Aug 5, 2005
  4. Baqui99

    Baqui99 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 11, 2000
    Messages:
    11,494
    Likes Received:
    1,231
    Sura faints...
     
    #4 Baqui99, Aug 5, 2005
  5. Davidoff

    Davidoff Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2004
    Messages:
    5,643
    Likes Received:
    9
    That's a funny post.. good stuff
     
    #5 Davidoff, Aug 5, 2005
  6. bumbum09

    bumbum09 Contributing Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 1999
    Messages:
    479
    Likes Received:
    391
    Speaking of "body parts" team, you can have the all "crotch" team:

    Starters:
    Johnson, Ervin
    Van Horn, Keith
    Johnson, Joe
    Redd, Michael
    Dickau, Dan

    Bench:
    Head, Luther
    Johnson, Anthony
    Johnson, DerMarr
    Bobbitt, Tony
    Wang, Zhizhi

    Names that were close to being on the team:
    Nailon, Lee
    Bell, Raja
    Bender, Jonathan
    Ham, Darvin
    Haywood, Brendan
    Handlogten, Ben
    Miles, Darius
    Whaley, Robert
    Woods, Loren
    Woods, Qyntel
     
    #6 bumbum09, Aug 5, 2005
    Last edited: Aug 5, 2005
  7. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2000
    Messages:
    69,321
    Likes Received:
    46,846
    Hilarious :D
     
    #7 AroundTheWorld, Aug 5, 2005
  8. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2002
    Messages:
    56,817
    Likes Received:
    39,132
    That could pass for the Big Lebowski team, lol! :p
     
    #8 Deckard, Aug 5, 2005
  9. Franchise2001

    Franchise2001 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2001
    Messages:
    2,284
    Likes Received:
    20

    Coach:

    Johnson, Avery (Is it just me or is there something wrong with a black man named Avery Johnson?)
     
    #9 Franchise2001, Aug 5, 2005
  10. forchette49

    forchette49 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2003
    Messages:
    2,915
    Likes Received:
    1,459
    Holy spare time Batman! :eek:
     
    #10 forchette49, Aug 5, 2005
  11. nmercer

    nmercer Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Messages:
    33
    Likes Received:
    0
    I spit coke all over my keyboard thanks to this post. Very funny!
     
    #11 nmercer, Aug 5, 2005
  12. thiagu88

    thiagu88 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2005
    Messages:
    243
    Likes Received:
    0
    Funny Stuff
     
    #12 thiagu88, Aug 5, 2005
  13. vlaurelio

    vlaurelio Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2005
    Messages:
    21,310
    Likes Received:
    11,755
    you forgot James Posey
     
    #13 vlaurelio, Aug 5, 2005
  14. thumbs

    thumbs Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2002
    Messages:
    10,225
    Likes Received:
    237
    Darn. I completely dropped the ball on Wang for my "body parts" team. They could really run the triangle: Dickau to Head to Wang and up, up, up and into the hole. Tinkers to Evers to Chance will never be the same. :D
     
    #14 thumbs, Aug 5, 2005
    Last edited: Aug 5, 2005
  15. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2002
    Messages:
    56,817
    Likes Received:
    39,132
    :D :D
     
    #15 Deckard, Aug 5, 2005
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now