JVG comes out of the locker room just before tip-off wearing a toupe and T-Mac refuses to ball until it's removed from the arena. Meanwhile Yao doesn't take any shots and just throws the ball as hard as he can into the nearest player's head (teammate or not) and we're down by 45 at halftime. Back in the locker room JHo explains once again how he is the wealthiest player to ever wear a Rox uni. T-Mac ponders junior college while V-Span sits in a corner murmering "I'm better than Yao, I'm better than Yao..." and JVG starts chanting "I don't understand". In the 2nd half T-Mac gets pissed off and puts himself into the game when JVG already has five players on the court and we get 8 technicals ridding us of every coach on the bench. T-Mac then takes the ball up-court on every possession and jacks up every shot from mid-court going 18 for 36 with seven 4 point plays. We lose by 20 and T-Mac is stunned: "Look, I scored 58 points in a half and we still lost. I'll sleep ok tonight." Yao announces his retirement.
Useless Hopeless Scared sh!tless Rockets will turn up for Game 7 and get blown away by a superior Jazz outfit.
