Congrats Utah

They're going to beat us so bad, V-Span, Novak, Ronnie Brewer and Dee Brown will be playing soon after halftime.

 

I predict that Utah will win 156 - 56. The NBA's first 100 point loss.

AK will score 45 and limit T-mac to 3 points on 1-21 shooting, because Ak won't let T-mac get a shot off. Yao will have 25 turnovers and 24 points.

 

AK = Ivan Drago
Houston = Apollo Creed

 

I want Utah win. You guys are faking and jinxing my Jazz. oh well. Jazz will win. JVG will go.

 

I don't know where you get 'Utah Jazz and having a CLEAN Game' The Jazz always under Sloan [ He is the dirtyest coach in the NBA] plays a sneaky dirty game. If all the fouls, according to the rules, were actually called the Jazz would have all fould out before the half time in every game since they made Sloan their coach.

 

Boozer will have seven wives before the game is over...that's how much of a balla he is.

 

Boozer and a random group of 5 year olds pulled from the Toyota Center crowd 90. Houston Rockets 28. JVG is so livid he not only clears the bench; he puts in Clutch and Mini Clutch as well. Each bear scores 14 points for the Rockets. Yao is then traded for a bag of chips and a Mars bar. TMac retires. Houston then acquires Dirk, the real MVP.

 

Y'all are crazy

 

dont deny Jake The Snake...he'll come to work

 

you're right. i would think that 1.5 pages would have established the fact that we agree with you.

UTAH IS OWNAGE.. houston.. we are but petty thieves among criminals.

we get away with nothing, and in the end, the JAZZ come out with everything!

 

Tom Cruise......use your voodoo to keep the jazz from decapitating us. They may rip out our hearts, but they'll never take our heads.

 

admin pls ban him

 

admin pls ban wgray for passing judgment on a thread without reading it through its entirety

 

Maybe not a bad idea

 

he's trying to mind ***** us!

 

this is all so correct, for I heard an echo while walking in the hills today of Ares preparing his forces for the Utah side. Ares prevails, for he has blackmailed Zeus and the others to not interfere in the upcoming battle. Go coogs.

 

Superstition sucks.

The best team will win. Period. And that is Houston. I bet my rabbit's foot on it.

 

Utah will beat us by 40 on our home court just like Dallas last year! Boozer and Okur will own Yao again. Yao will turn the ball over 10 times. TMac will suffer a back injury 2 minutes into the game. It will be the most horrendous playoff loss in Rocket history and will haunt us for years to come.

PS. This reverse jinx thing better work dammit

Rocket Zoom