I, for one, am offended when he eats cheerleaders/opposing fans. This glorifies violence against women and is seriously gay. Also, I'm good looking and get laid often "enough" despite the fact that I every 3 seconds on my BBS thread about a cartoon bear.
we have the most entertaining mascot in the league.. take your skirt off and admit its funny.. oh clutch, i love you, you fat ass radioactive mouse.