OK, time to list the things we've learned from each other. These are guaranteed to get the person of your dreams to fall for you... or at least to amuse your Internet friends. -Tell her she kicks ass. -Ask her if she wants a ride ride. -Show her your hockey puck. -Watch "Purple Rain". -Do not get in any arguments over Pink Floyd. -Tell lies to get her number. Go by the name "Mike". -The best people to date: p*rn stars. Anyone who looks like the previous version of Lindsay Lohan. Anyone who's off limits. Random chicks at bus stops. -No drug users... or fat girls, or girls with an annoying laugh or bvs or veins in their breasts. You can do better than that. -Nair your sack. -Keep a bat in your vehicle. You never know when you'll need it. -Whenever anything happens, immediately run to your computer and post it to the bbs. Include pics. -When in doubt, ALWAYS ask the bbs for advice. The best advice comes from people who only know you from the things you post, and who obviously don't have really great love lives for the amount of time they spend on that bbs.
Don't forget to genetically engineer everything in your garden to grow in the form of a falic symbol.
You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (and, yes, it does)
Have seen all the advice handed out for all the tips with the exception of this one, anyone care to share the story?
It probably has to do with this doozy of a thread. http://bbs2.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56482&highlight=p*rn+stars
Ya know, now that I think about it, this particular thread could be the start of an Oscar winning screenplay...