This is a really stupid conversation I once had with someone... Who'd win in a group fight of even numbers? Let's just say 100 vs 100.
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Seeing as how clowns are terrifying, and pretty much embody all that is evil on this Earth, I'm going to go with clowns.
Mimes are mostly skinny Euros who wear berets, smoke Turkish cigarettes and read Proust, or Americans who fetishize same. Clowns tend to be big and burly American men and women who have been toughened up by being kicked in the genitals at numerous spoiled children's birthday parties, who bathe twice monthly, smoke 20 cent cigars and have subscriptions to Juggs. Plus there is always one "crying on the inside" clown in every group who is a good bet to be a serial killer. My money is on the clowns.
Haha. True. :grin: Hey! You missed "and they touch us inappropriately back when we were children and at our friends' parties and then we grow up hating them and our parents and our friends and we're bitter for life because we need to feel that inappropriate touching again from..." er... ummm...
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dback, I'm disappointed in you - I thought you were going to show some youtube clip in which a bunch of white clowns are fighting white mimes and then at the end, have a black clown going up against a white mime. But to answer your question - clowns would win obviously because they don't have to pretend they have things - they can just go get them and use them.
Nonsense. Mimes. A mime's motions can quickly be converted into a form of martial arts, and I'm pretty sure they can defy the laws of physics from the moment of birth.
for real I think this thread officially kicks off the off season. for the record I think clowns would win. Friends and I had a similar talk and I was going to start the thread. How many lesbians you can you take in a fight? seriously if a team of lesbians wanted to fight you what number could you legitimately take on? For me depending on how butch etc ,I think I could probably handle 3 or 4 really butch ones. I would say if they were more a mixed bag of lipstick and diesel dykes, I could beat as many as 6 or 7 even at one time. What about you?
It has nothing to do with their physical build, it's all about their attitude. If a bunch of people are truly determined and ready to beat the **** out of you, it won't take more than 3 or 4. Regardless if they're women, men, or republicans starving for attention. Groups "lose" to an individual only when they hesitate and fear the consequences of getting prosecuted.
