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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by JoeBarelyCares, Jan 26, 2012.

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JoeBarelyCares Contributing Member

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Maybe someone can photoshop Dalembert as "the Thinker".

http://blog.chron.com/ultimaterocke...-half-as-he-returns-late-from-bathroom-break/

Down the drain

Rockets center Samuel Dalembert did not start the second half because he was late returning to the court. He said he read the time wrong and was in the bathroom.

#1 JoeBarelyCares, Jan 26, 2012

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So if a Dalembert poops in the locker room, but no one is around to smell it because they have all left for the start of the 2nd half, does it still stink?

#2 codell, Jan 26, 2012

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I just hope he washed his hands.

#3 coachbadlee, Jan 26, 2012
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he had diarrhea

#4 daywalker02, Jan 26, 2012
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Well, that 5 min really hurt considering he was the only one showed up to play last night.

#5 MIAGI99, Jan 26, 2012
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sittn on can lookin at facebook..... classic

#6 HPD, Jan 26, 2012
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HPD said: ↑

sittn on can lookin at facebook..... classic
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Or doing something else...

#7 Warning-Sign, Jan 26, 2012

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You gotta go, you gotta go...

#8 ima_drummer2k, Jan 26, 2012
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This is just funny.

#9 davidio840, Jan 26, 2012
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Didd he have to go in the woods?

#10 Carl Herrera, Jan 26, 2012
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Did they run out of toilet paper? Can you imagine the Bear yelling to an empty lockerroom, "Hey, I need some toilet paper here!!"

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You would think someone would tell the starting center to hurry up

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BasketballMind said: ↑

You would think someone would tell the starting center to hurry up
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You can't hurry or force and healthy log. It needs to slowly slide as to not cause a roid.

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He had the bubble guts

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Could just see Mchale on the court. "Where the hell is Dalembert" and another play says "Taking a Sheeeet"

#16 davidio840, Jan 26, 2012
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I feel like I always play my best ball after taking a dump.

#17 Jimes, Jan 26, 2012
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ima_drummer2k said: ↑

You gotta go, you gotta go...
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Sam was reported to be singing a song:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_tWetU5tfdI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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i think he was feeling heavy so he went for a dump :grin:

#19 HOUROCKETS713, Jan 26, 2012
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I would've just saved it and s**t on the Bucks all night.

#20 rolyat93, Jan 26, 2012

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