Well, at least he removed his vintage Nazi officer helmet before the ceremony. Agree with Hayes -- doctors probably had a pretty hefty prescription of protecting his body temp.
That goes in my top five funniest things I've ever seen. Of course, you had to grow up on Star Wars to appreciate it. Cheney is hilarious. Maybe he was making a statement about we're still fighting for your people.
Cheney reeking of "Seinfeld" here...remember the following?: JERRY: It's pathetic. . . . hey, is it cold out? ELAINE: Really cold. JERRY: Scary cold. ELAINE: I don't know. What's your definition of scary cold? (Cheney enters in Gore-Tex jacket -- it’s huge/all puffed out) JERRY: That. (pointing at Cheney) ELAINE: (Laughing as she says it) What is that, ha? CHENEY: What? JERRY: When did you get that? CHENEY: This week. My father got a deal from a friend of his. It's Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex? JERRY: You like saying Gore-Tex, don't you? (Cheney turns and closes the apartment door) ELAINE: Hey, you can't even turn around in that thing. JERRY: Look at this (They both start hitting Cheney's jacket a lot) ELAINE: Hey Cheney, can you feel this? Can you ... (Cheney stands there, looking at them as they continue hitting his jacket) CHENEY: All right, all right. KNOCK IT OFF. Come on, let's go. ELAINE: Oh listen we should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine or something. JERRY: Yeah. (pointing at Elaine as he goes into the bedroom) CHENEY: What for? ELAINE: These people invited us for dinner. We have to bring something. CHENEY: Why? ELAINE: Because it's rude, otherwise. CHENEY: You mean just going there because I'm invited, that's rude? ELAINE: Yes. CHENEY: So you're telling me instead of them being happy to see me, they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. Ttst --You see what I'm saying? JERRY: The fabric of society is very complex Cheney. CHENEY: I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi. ELAINE: Ya can't bring Pepsi. (Elaine starts putting on her coat and gloves) CHENEY: Why not? ELAINE: Because we're adults? CHENEY: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh (snort), no way wine is better than Pepsi. JERRY: I tell you Cheney, I don't think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi in the middle of the table.
