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Chandler Parsons signs his contract with the Mavs in a club

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by icecreamman, Jul 10, 2014.

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  1. justtxyank

    justtxyank Contributing Member

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    Run Parsons! Two Vampire Chicks at the bottom row!
     
    #21 justtxyank, Jul 10, 2014
  2. 1510 Polk St

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    Fock Parsons, Fock Cuban!!!
     
    #22 1510 Polk St, Jul 10, 2014
  3. Angkor Wat

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    lol so many people have made that same reference in multiple threads that its becoming so cliche to say that. is this the only analogy clutchfans can come up with? have we all be burned that many times by women? :(
     
    #23 Angkor Wat, Jul 10, 2014
  4. rocketsmetalspd

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    IF Parsons is still on the team, I will ask him how it felt to shake the hand of Satan :grin: when he is down here in the RGV.
     
    #24 rocketsmetalspd, Jul 10, 2014
  5. rocketsmetalspd

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    WTF is Manu doing at the club next to Parsons? :grin:
     
    #25 rocketsmetalspd, Jul 10, 2014
  6. MadMax

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    That picture...one word: Dallas.

    If you want Dallas, go right ahead, Chandler Bing.

    I LOVE the guy in polka dots. How smooth.
     
    #26 MadMax, Jul 10, 2014
  7. TMac'n

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    Where's Parsons? All I see are douche bags
     
    #27 TMac'n, Jul 10, 2014
  8. Pistol Pete

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    Cuban is Coakley from the movie Hall Pass. Old dude with money who thinks chicks dig him because he is cool.
     
    #28 Pistol Pete, Jul 10, 2014
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    no. just a lot of suppressed homoerotic anguish about sexy chandler parsons.
     
    #29 langal, Jul 10, 2014
  10. xtruroyaltyx

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    Surprised Manziel wasn't in the photo.
     
    #30 xtruroyaltyx, Jul 10, 2014
  11. xtruroyaltyx

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    He looks like this guy:

    [​IMG]
     
    #31 xtruroyaltyx, Jul 10, 2014
  12. DwangBoy

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    Can you blame Parsons? He wants to play for a real coach... I would too
     
    #32 DwangBoy, Jul 10, 2014
  13. Nick_713

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    Parsons joining the nemesis is like when Austin joined forces with McMahon...

    [​IMG]
     
    #33 Nick_713, Jul 10, 2014
  14. Camarograna2

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    stop posting this stuff man.. follow the threads
     
    #34 Camarograna2, Jul 10, 2014
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    That looks like a nerd party. Just wait til he gets a glimpse of Dallas women during the day time. whoof.
     
    #35 tr3yzle, Jul 10, 2014
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    :eek:
    gotta love the christmas tree light shirt.
     
    #36 conquistador#11, Jul 10, 2014
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    Dallas is douchbag territory. There is no way to sugar coat that. Cuban is the enemy. There is no way to sugar coat that either.

    Watch yourself Chandler.
     
    #37 glimmertwins, Jul 10, 2014
  18. Jayzers_100

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    I'll play devil's advocate. Parsons just got offered the max and of course he's gonna be honored and giddy upon signing it. Of course if Cuban says he wants to go out and celebrate, Parsons will do any form of d*** sucking to get that pen on paper. May have not been an intentional jab at Rockets, hell we all know it was probably Cuban's idea to take the pic/videos. I'll cut Parsons some slack until this all shakes out.
     
    #38 Jayzers_100, Jul 10, 2014
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    Chandler is cut from the same cloth. I for one am burning my bedazzled parsons jersey.
     
    #39 mylilpony, Jul 10, 2014
  20. sabesque

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    Cuban trying to buy himself a new basketball friend. I guess he's getting tired of his old model.
     
    #40 sabesque, Jul 10, 2014
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