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Carmelo Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by don grahamleone, Jul 9, 2017.

  1. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Tragic but he left

    With beautiful memories

    We will meet again
     
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  2. craguin

    craguin Member

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    Carmelo rumors
    Ryno anxious in L.A.
    Morey playing chess

    Shams has ascended
    Woj is Captain Obvious
    Future bomb, mind blown
     
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  3. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Not a haiku at all but a great poem!
     
  4. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.
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    Off-season's a bore
    Stagnant trade talks are not fun
    I like haikus more
     
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  5. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Such a sweet jump shot
    Ca-ra-me-lo that's his name
    in spanish means candy
     
  6. samtaylor

    samtaylor Member

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    This is a haiku
    Carmelo plays basketball
    This is a haiku
     
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  7. Nimo

    Nimo Member

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    Stros, Rockets, Texans
    Houston teams are on a roll
    So's toilet paper
     
  8. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Im antsy at work
    I am so unproductive
    Melo, hurry up
     
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  9. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Contributing Member
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    Knicks take Anderson
    basketballholic says so
    who is the ace big?

     
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  10. Yung-T

    Yung-T Member

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    what is holics source?
    bet just his tamagotchi
    breh never been right
     
  11. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    holic says "ace big"
    Is part of the Melo trade
    [​IMG]
     
  12. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    But he was so good,
    Shooting Olympic triples...
    Yeah, five years ago.
     
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    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Stretch four, stretch patience,
    Stretch your credibility,
    Stretch because you're old.
     
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    the dream was denied
    an all-melo thread front page
    @Mathrocker chastened
     
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    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    @Pen15clubber
    Tried to help me but fools bumped
    Rhyno threads instead
     
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    Melo's gold is gone
    He is a loser baby
    Why dont you trade him

    Sincerely,
    Morey-san
     
  17. H-Town Melo

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    Rockets are red
    Knicks are blue
    Warriors in some motherf*cking trouble
     
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  18. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Your posts make me hype
    You are clutchfans best hype man
    Must be red rowdy
     
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    Recalculating
    Teams think Anderson is poo
    Recalculating
     
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  20. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    second hand woj bomb
    is it really a woj bomb
    Only time will tell...
     

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