San Antonio Spurs' David Robinson, left, and Houston Rockets' Kelvin Cato struggle for the loose ball in the first quarter at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2001. (AP Photo/Doug Sehres) Kelvin Cato decides to put on Steve Francis' jersey to know how it feels to have some balls . Kelvin - "Get off me man!" David - "No Steve, not until you give me what I want"
Robinson is fouled by Cato while passing the ball to future rookie of the year, defensive player of the year, league mvp, finals mvp, all-star, all-star mvp, and hall of famer Tony Parker.
Though considered a fat ass by Rockets fans, Cato is seen here to be twice the man that David Robinson is. Look at how David tries to press his arm against Kelvin's so that the flab pushes up to form a muscle.
DROB: Hey uh,..you kinda pretty, give me a kiss!~ CATO: Yikes! No way fool!...Let go my arm dammit!......Hey Steve! Throw the ball at this fool's head!...He's freaking me out!
the little mermaid: "Where you going Cato, I've got 5 more minutes left on this lap dance..." cato: "Dude, i'm done dancing, now let me go so I can go drive my purple SUV"
Cato : you mean I'm supposed to open my eyes and go for the ball, ........................ but I'm scared it might hurt
Thinking he was at SeaWorld because of Cato's flippers, The Mermaid attempts to balance the ball on Cato's nose.
