I think it will be no doubt that he will get a commercial for Nike...In fact, I predict it will be the first of many...
Gallery Furniture really will save YAO (jump) MONEY! Yao could do the "oooh-unbeedable" add for fun. Some grocery chain will hook him up, too. I'm thinking HEB. Randall's isn't the same since the debt buyout, and Kroger is national. Fiesta is too small, but HEB is pushing the upmarket. I. W. Marks, perhaps, w/the Ming-Bling? Surely they will get an Astros and a Texans add from Da Yao. Houston's information source may hook him. The Men's Warehouse, big and tall - Ming's line - "I guarantee it"? Or just a big wink and thumbs up? I wonder what Car dealer will hook Yao up with an interest in his lot. God, please God, keep him away from Hempstead, and strike down that overbearing, fat-faced, self-satisfied lout, that led the prevent defense to failure after failure. Da Yao has mentioned Lincoln, already. Continental Airlines could work something up, easy. And I wouldn't mind seeing something with Taco Cabana, just to round out typical Rockets game/broadcast adverts. "Super Burrito Yao?" Something incorporating $ 7.60 always nice. Go Yao! p
I'd like to see him say "Where's the Beef?" That or he could hang out with Jack from Jack in the box. If he has a sense of humor about his head, this marriage could definitely work out.
What about the spokesperson for "Man's Best Friend!" Ya know, the dog training school in Houston? He can say something like, "MMMMMMMM Beefy!" HA HA HA HA HA
I could see Yoa in a Sprite add. "The mega Sprite bottle. It's BIG... it's real BIG... but it ain't, that big" (Bottle sitting beside Yoa).
Sphere its even funnier when you add their "jingle" music to it, Lakewood Church were here for Yao, That would be soo funny, have him standing next to Osteen, Lakewood, Iam Come
There's a place called "Ming's Cafe" off of Montrose near Westheimer. Sounds like a perfect fit to me.
