[Calling out Eddiewinslow] Let's settle this on the court

This made be laugh pretty hard.

 

Status update: he don't want it!

 

this will end with both eddie and roxx quoting dave chapelle.

 

lulz roxx fan, you're a teenager and more importantly a cashier, an assistant one at that. What makes you think I'd ever even converse with someone on your level. Haha, nice try, of course you wanna play basketball, Im surprised you didn't wanna battle it out like that old MTV show "yo momma", I mean that's what people from your socioeconomic group do right?

Shouldn't you be training for that complex job of running the cash register??? I didn't think someone with as busy a schedule as you would have to time for something like this.

I respectfully decline I'm too busy running my ATM business and spending my free time in the stock thread letting robbie and bench moochie know that I've laid out 2 stocks that doubled from when I called them.

The life of a troll is too busy to spend with peons like yourself

 

Careful OP. Footage of eddiewinslow balling out while wearing the traditional attire of his once poor but now affluent family:

Spoiler

Take a look at that detailed stitching. This guy just reaks of money.

 

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An ATM must be SOOOO much more complex than running a cash register. I mean one dispenses money and the other one ... well it does that too.

Your job is about as complicated as restocking a vending machine. Get over yourself.

 

Run to the hilllllls! Run for your liiiIIIIIIiiiiVVVEEEESss.

 

5'8" Hispanic vs an Indian guy in basketball? That's probably worst than watching a 6th grader's game.

 

It may not be complicated, but im up to nearly 50 of them now between family owned gas stations, family friends gas stations, and a few nightclubs on washington owned by family friends kids and some of their friends they hooked me up with

Do the math big dawz, Im rollin in dough yo

my worst machine does $320/month on avg and my best machine does $1200/month avg.......now figure out what Im making......its a pretty ncie chunk of change to do nothing

Then of course I told ppl in the stock thread to buy HIMX at $5.70 and its $11.09 now and then I said to buy TNXP last week at $5.98 and its $7.50 now and hit a high of $10.60 3 days ago.....so Im just a money making machine

 

Pretty hard to agree when he's just a troll account, think many people recognize his writing style.

 

This post screams "I have a small penis!! I have a small penis!!" Sorry bro

 

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India vs. Mexico!

 

1) Nobody cares.
2) We really don't care.
3) Quit being a p***y. The man challenged you to a duel.

I see this thread ending in 1 of 2 ways: (1) Anti-climactic, you continue with these witty-in-your-head posts and talk about how much money you make, or (2) You nut up, accept his challenge, and go down in the history books forever as a ClutchFans legend.

You know his stats. He is a short-average height, slightly overweight Hispanic guy who, in his mind, is quick. Just exert all of your energy on defense and you got this in the bag man. Wear him out and once his out of shape ass gets tired you go in for the kill. You don't smoke because you're too good for that peasantry, you got this.

I nominate T-Dub to record the game and provide commentary.

 

I think it screams "I have a vagina" more so than a small penis.

 

OP challenges dude in a basketball duel, dude declines and talks about his ATMs.

Booooooo.

 

eddiewinslow is a certified pussay.

Rather talk about his fake money in his fake world than stand up and raise to the challenge. I wager he is a virgin too.....