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Butt Crack Plan of Attack?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by theimpossibles1, Feb 20, 2018.

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How do you clean your butt when you shower?

  1. Hand

  2. Rag

  3. Other (please explain)

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  1. DudeWah

    DudeWah Member

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    I need to get a room with a 10/10 Latina hooker.

    Isn’t that right @Roscoe Arbuckle
     
  2. jbasket

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    Make an offer
     
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    I got about tree fiddy
     
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  4. Buck Turgidson

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    I will never, ever, underestimate the strangeness of my fellow clutchfans. Wow.

    Rinse your ass with some water. Then use some soap. Use a rag. Wash the rag. It's not really ****ing complicated.
     
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  5. DudeWah

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    Wait you use a rag on your ass?

    Wtf Buck...
     
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Uh, yes? After a water blast, then with some soap...why wouldn't you?

    Are you saying you use your hand? And that's more normal/better?

    Is this a race thing?
     
  7. DudeWah

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    Idk man. I just rub a bar of soap on my ass and let it get washed off. Then I wash the soap bar under the water for a second because it’s been on my ass.

    Why would I need to use a rag afterwards?

    I mean I wipe myself off with a towel after I’m finished showering and then throw that towel into the dirty laundry.

    I don’t think my ass is that dirty. I shower daily after all.

    I didn’t realize people kept rags in their shower to wipe their ass. Who knew...
     
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  8. Buck Turgidson

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    Dude, it's the same rag. Wash the rest of yourself, last thing you do is soap up the ass. Then the rag goes in the laundry with the towel-type stuff and you use a different one the next time.

    I still fail to understand how or why this is odd or controversial.
     
  9. DudeWah

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    It’s probably not odd or controversial at all.

    I just didn’t realize people used rags in the shower.

    I honestly thought the op was trolling with the options. Lol.
     
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    I'm staying out of this conversation!
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    Gotcha. Yeah, I like the exfoliating/scrubbing properties of the rag, I get dirty & greasy [eta: and I'm not talking about just my ass here] on many an occasion. Hand+soap won't do it.
     
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    Every time I go take a poo at work, I only have toilet paper at my disposal :(
     
  13. Rockets2K

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    If you heathens would properly wipe your ass in the first place, there wouldn't be anything there to sully whatever you use to wash yourself with.

    Buck is totally right. this isn't terribly complicated
     
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  14. DudeWah

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    This is what I’m saying.

    Everyone needs a bidet.
     
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    I think it’s interesting when similar people do simple things so differently. This reminds me of my standing or sitting when you whipe your ass thread. You do things a certain way everyday for so long and just figure everyone does it the same way, it’s almost shocking to find out people do it differently.
     
  16. theimpossibles1

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    This is exactly why I started this thread.
     
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  17. Buck Turgidson

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    Safe to say if you're standing at any time during an indoor ****-taking process, you are doing something that shouldn't be done.

    Outdoor sh!tting has its own rules, mostly by necessity.
     
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    It’s all about the cheek grab.
     
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