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Bill Worrell

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by AroundTheWorld, Jan 5, 2008.

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  1. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    He went on ONE date with my mom when he used to cover the Astros back in the 70s-80s. She said it was like he was on a date with himself. He only talked about himself and it was like she was priveledged to be out with her.

    My mom doesn't put up with BS. She worked for the Astros, so she saw big names all the time and definitely was not star struck by him.

    I got to college and one of my fraternity brothers and I were talking. Somehow we got on the subject of him and he said his mom went on a date with him too. She said the the EXACT same thing about him.

    That's the story. Let the "Worrell boned your mom" comments begin:
     
  2. thadeus

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    Dude, Bill Worrell totally boned your mom then gave her the Shanghai Shake.
     
  3. Royals Ego

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    Gene and Jim for me all the way

    i had a chinese food delivery job back in highschool, and rarely get to see any of the games, so i started listening to the radio broadcasts, and i enjoy it very much, its a treat to listen to gene and jim, and after this season, you'll be missed :(
     
  4. mlwoo

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    Clever.
     
  5. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Insufferable 98er
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    Hmm...were you born in the 70s or 80s? :eek:
     
  6. RedRowdy111

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    Bill is God. Nuff said!
     
  7. mlwoo

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    I was born in 1984. My mom and dad actually started dating a week or two after she went on the date.

    Let the "your dad totally boned your mom" comments begin:
     
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    too bad calvin isn't still broadcasting, not only a great duo they obviously had some game with the ladies....


    calvin 14 kids with 9 different women and bill dating everyone's mom
     
  9. apocclass

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    :eek: i would pay money to hear him say those things... LMFAO

    i always bill was an extreme christian type guy.
     
  10. RedRowdy111

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    I'd feel privileged if Bill Worrell boned my mom. I swear on a stack of bibles, that I have told my fiancee before that I wish Bill Worrell was my father. I seriously have. No pun, no jokes here.
     
  11. mlwoo

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    You might be alone on that one. Bill Worrell is not only a terrible announcer, but apparently a terrible person as well.
     
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    what does that make your mom, who gave it up to him? :confused:
     
  13. mlwoo

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    A wonderful woman, who would not do such a thing.
     
  14. Hippieloser

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    Ha ha, wow, if people will hate on Bill Worrell, they'll hate on anybody.
     
  15. wreck

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    i agree so much that i wrote this in bold and size 3 font

    some guys out there just suck and dont have a style theyre just lame. bill is awesome hes a homer of course hes an ass all public figures are unless there's a camera on him.
     
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    signed,

    William Worrell Jr.
     
  17. SuperMarioBro

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    Your mom musta been a freakin bombshell for Worrell to go out with her.



    ... Sorry, I was looking for a way to make a positive comment out of all this.
     
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    pic violation
     
  19. Sofine81

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    I like Worrel. I have spoken to him at games and he is nice.
    However if Clyde says, "You think?" to him to many more times he might just slug him in the eye. You can hear Bill's voice change when he says that.
     
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    I have no doubt that she is a wonderful woman, and you should believe her, but as someone who's easily old enough to be your father, I would also add that if she had, she certainly wouldn't tell you. I'll also add that the GARM isn't the best place to discuss your personal life. Try Hangout! :)
     

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