Yeah, it was already posted. I thought this would be his writeup for game 2 (far more comedy material).
Funny read. Simmons is at his best when he's just cutting up like this and not making any predictions. P.S. It looks like Simmons got the "Kobe doesn't drive anymore" memo that any Rockets fan has known about since at least last year. Welcome to the party, Bill.
True on the shameless Chowderhead front but he's also a former Clippers season ticket holder. His disdain for the Lakers probably has something to do with that.