Cavs winning a title, ultimate feel good story for LeBron, builds legacy even further... Spurs win title, first back to back for the franchise, Duncan cements himself as one of the greatest ever... Heat win title, proves they don't need LeBron, makes a rivalry with the Cavs... Bulls win title, biggest come back for Rose, past MVP reclaims the throne proves doubters wrong... Thunder wins title, Durant finally beats LeBron as best player in the game, with improved defense and playmaking skills Mavs win title... Barf nevermind
Jeremy Lin's secret is playing for the Rockets, then exploding! Chandler Parsons, top ten player? Omer Asik, second team defensive player Nah, just kidding.
jeremy lin leads the lakers to the playoffs and beats the rockets in the first round off a buzzer beater after kobe injures himself before all-star break.
Anthony Davis goes down and Rockets get fourth pick in the draft Howard goes MadMax and starts punching people starting with Pau Gasol, gets suspended for 10 days and comes back with reserved ferocity that Rockets fans haven't seen since Moses Malone Kobe and LA media turn on Lin and LOFs rebel so furiously, forcing a trade to more Asian-friendly town of Toronto, infuriating Lowry such he demands a trade back to Houston to play with the not so nice Howard
Derrick Rose. Not saying it will happen, but if he returns to form, I'll be very excited. I refuse to get my hopes up.
Jeremy Lin. MVP. MIP. DPOY. Finals MVP. Jeremy Lin beats the Rockets off a nasty crossover on James Harden leaving him paralyzed and a subsequent buzzer beater full court no look shot that ricochets off Howard's head with some force that the ball goes in and Howard enters into a deep coma. Les watching in the stands has a heart attack while Morey in a nearby eatery chokes on an onion ring. Death of the Houston Rockets. The darkest timeline. Part two: We get the disabled player exception and Jeremy Lin gets charged with first degree attempted murder. The NBA gives us sympathy picks. Morey recovers from morbid obesity and drafts and stashes promising European talent. They never cross overseas to play in the NBA. With only a paraplegic Harden on the roster, the Rockets are relegated to the National Wheelchair Basketball Association where Harden leads the team to its first franchise championship. A new hope. Part three: After a successful first year, Harden gets suspended for violating the league performance enhancing equipment policy after installing a turbo and spinners on his wheelchair. He is banned for a full season. He comes back rusty, disheveled, and his beard has grown to a length unimaginable. He is rusty and he knows it. He needs help, at the end of the season he recruits wheelchair Jimmy from Degrassi, Charles Xavier from XMen, and Stephen Hawking. The big four dominate the league and win not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, but 6 straight championships.
Harden starts playing defense, and Howard makes his free throws. Rockets win the championship averaging 15 3ps made.
1. Chandler Parsons date raped by Tyson Chandler; regrets signing. 2. The great mystery of Trevor Ariza's neck is solved; tattoo or neckbeard? Both. 3. Rockets front office discovers Matt Maloney is still under contract; instant championship.
Les discovers Paulftsk and becomes the first 5 foot NBA all-star. Due to Paulsanity, he bangs 20k 8/10 women and gets an deal with Chinese bread company.
Can LeBron and Wiggins turnaround the Cavs in a single year? Can the Spurs play their big three for even fewer minutes per game and yet have the best record in the league? Can some of the up and comers of last year -- Suns , Raptors--maintain their improvement? Is this the year the Clippers finally perform as well in the playoffs as they do in the regular season? ARIZA V. PARSONS LIN V. KOBE
Ariza renders Parsons useless in debut game of Rox v Mavs D Rose returns to form and the Bulls are fun to watch again Capella and Dwight enable the term "Block Buildings" to be murmured amongst the crowds
