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Big breaking story (Yao Ming-related)??

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by almostReady, Feb 23, 2004.

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  1. edwardlo

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    Yao's girlfriend doesn't like fat man.
     
  2. Roc Paint

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    Maybe McDonalds offered him a desk job worth billions.
     
  3. almostReady

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    Something I can think of:

    getting married
    a movie deal (in the movie Yao actually spanks Steve's behind for not passing the ball)
    a 100 mil commercial contract
    caught in a strip bar, together with Ewing.
    Yao's mom joins Comets coaching team

    Come on, anybody with inside access please check it out for us.
     
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    i applaud your effort, paint... pretty close, but no cigar.

    in all actuality, yao's getting ready to announce his screen debut... it's a movie about a dancing fundraiser to save the fast food industry. it's called...

    "billions and billions you got served"
     
  5. DavidS

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    Loosen up man! It's not literal!
     
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    It could be about the new Yao and SF commercial. Yao'll be wearing an Afro hairdo, talk hip hop, and drives a bling bling hummer . Francis would dress like a monk and enlightens Yao with Chinese proverbs. JVG will be the translator for SF.
     
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    It is official:

    Yao is NOT going to be in Athens 2004.


    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaw!
     
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    Or maybe all of a sudden Yao is tired of all these. Since he'd earned quite a bit and living standard in China is low, he decides to call it quits. How about that?
     
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    its from yaothing********** except replace the 'th' with the 'm', whatever it is, the guy will let us know when it comes out.
     
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    i dunno y its not posting

    but its yaoming**********


    yao personal best webpage next to cluthfans
     
  14. DavidS

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    Taking a break....he needs one! He might get burned out if not.
     
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    is yao pregnant? :confused: :eek:
     
  16. nyquil82

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    after only four tries, daaum is learning which links to which web pages upset the clutch crew.
     
  17. Rockets2K

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    it isnt posting becuase the Crew doesnt want it to be.

    and that is not Yaos personal website...that would be somewhere on sina.com right?

    the one you are linking was formwed by a bunch of people that didnt like th flak they caught here for constantly harping on Yao last year.
     
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    It's at.

    yao
    ming
    mania
    .com
     
  19. DavidS

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    Tks. I'm keeping an eye on it. But I think we might crash that website...it's gotten slow in the last few minutes. Heh...:D
     
  20. Beck

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    seriously...that was funny! like 6 posts in a row trying to post a link that will never be shown. Classic:D
     
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